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Robert Haden quotes

Robert Haden An android user, on average, spends 20 hours a week explaining why he did not buy an iPhone.

Steve Jobs quotes

Steve Jobs The products suck! There's no sex in them anymore!

Alex Foxter quotes

Alex Foxter According to the public opinion poll carried out in Turkey most of the population profess tourism.

Lera Gercman quotes

Lera Gercman An old woman, trying to have a snack in a sushi-bar, knitted two sweaters.

Alex Foxter quotes

Alex Foxter A basket-ball player's son, due to objective reasons, was usually whipped on the back, not on the bottom.

Gordon Ester quotes

Gordon Ester In Somalia actors are pelted with tomatoes as a sign of gratitude.

Steve Jobs quotes

Steve Jobs You can't just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to them. By the time you get it built, they'll want something new.

Alex Foxter quotes

Alex Foxter An ad: "Ready to swap a book on birth control for a pram".

Lera Gercman quotes

Lera Gercman Our children will have problems: all logins will have been booked.

Gordon Ester quotes

Gordon Ester During Militia Day from eight to ten telegraph poles are detained for drunkenness.

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