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Robert Haden Statements, aphorisms, quotes by Robert Haden – 17 total

An android user, on average, spends 20 hours a week explaining why he did not buy an iPhone.

If a Tom cat had a piece of emery fixed to its paw it would be able not only to wash itself but to shave itself as well.

A country house of the Head of the trolley bus departments can be easily found thanks to the wires leading to it.

If your girl friend gives notice and wishes to leave you she can do it only after she works for you two more weeks.

Paolo Coelio is writing his books using the status of disappointed fifteen year old school girls.

Bruce Willis walks about the house only along the ventilation shaft.

A monument to vandals has been unveiled recently: vandals are bewildered.

Astrologist established the Day to Protect Children: all children will get a + to Protection.

In the dark the girl mixed up the gas-bags and cured the robber for a cold.

International rating agency lowered the U.S. rating from "Ah, Ah, Ah," to "Oh, Oh, Oh ".

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