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Little Mosque on the Prairie quotes

Little Mosque on the Prairie Statements, aphorisms, quotes by Little Mosque on the Prairie – 89 total

Amaar: I'm sorry I care so much.
Rayyan: That's not an apology.
Amaar: I'm sorry you lost your way.
Rayyan: You shoudn't be making bad excuses!
Amaar: I'm sorry, nothing I ever say seems to work!
Rayyan: Oh, well, that's obvious.
Amaar: I am sorry I'm here!
Rayyan: Oh, well, now we're getting somewhere. And I am sorry that you're here too.

Jeff: I don't mind being used. I'm user-friendly.

Sarah: Don't ruin this for Rayyan.
Yasser: I'm her father. It's my job to ruin it for her.

Jeff: I don't mean to be culturally insensitive here but... What the hell?

Amaar: A man is not allowed to touch a Muslim woman unless he is her brother, her father or her husband.
Jeff: Not even if she needs mouth-to-mouth?
Amaar: You keep your mouth away from her.
Jeff: She'd be unconscious.
Amaar: You'd kiss an unconscious woman?!

Fatima: You're an impossible man!
Baber: I am entirely possible!

Layla: My father is sending me to an islamic school to become an islamobot!

Rayyan: That's because there's nothing wrong with you!
Jeff: I know. I just wanted to see you again.
Rayyan: Okay, there is something wrong with you.

Baber: Layla must be protected from the influence of this... Pop tart!

Amaar: So you're saying... They were actually... Holding hands?
Baber: I wasn't saying it. I was yelling it!

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