Miley: [to Lilly] Hi. I'm Miley, your new roommate.

Lilly: You're the last person I want to go to college with!...No, you're the last person I would want to go ANYWHERE with!

Robby: [on the phone] Like I said, guys, Miley is not interested in doing any movie right now.
Miley: Yeah, I am going to college and no movie is going to change that!
Robby: [on the phone] Well listen. It doesn't matter to her that Tom Cruise is her co-star. Tell Mr. Spielberg I said thanks but no thanks.
Miley: (talking very fast) Oversized sweatshirt buying Daddy who just said three-time Acadamy Award winner, director, producer of Jaws, Jurassic Park, E.T., and Men in Black 1 and 2 wants me to star in his next big blockbuster opposite of Mission Impossible hunkhouse Tom Cruise say what?

Miley and Mamaw: Delightful.

Miley and Mamaw: [accent] Simply scrumptious.
Jackson: I could be a famous pop star too. If I had talent and hair extensions.

(last lines of the series)
Miley: I love you so much.

Rico: This is the best birthday party ever.

Miley: 'Cause I'm her hero.

(Miley shudders after having a fantasy of herself in the future)
Lily:...You just had a fantasy of yourself 20 years from now, didn't you?
Miley: Yep.
Lily: Lots of cats?
Miley: Yep.
Lily: You ready to FACE THE WORLD?!
Miley: Nope.

(after Lily sees Miley on her bed watching the press)
Lily: Enough, alright?! You've been walled up in here for three days watching this stuff! You need to get out! Let's...let's go to the pier! Or the movies! SOMETHING!
Miley: Sure! Let's go to that place where...everybody hates me! (reaches up and puts her legs on the floor) Or the other place where everybody hates me. Ooh. (claps) Ooh, no, we'll go to the place with the really good nachos. WHERE EVERYBODY HATES ME.
Lily: Well, what are you gonna do? I mean, you can't live in here for the rest of your life!