Gintama Statements, aphorisms, quotes by Gintama – 466 total
[the Yorozuya crew are fishing. Shinpachi catches a weird fish.]
Shinpachi: I knew that, since the Amanato came to Earth, lots of freaky creatures appeared.
Gintoki: It's okay, put it in the bucket.
Shinpachi: What? You're gonna eat this?!
Gintoki: Of course I will. Be it anko or natto, it doesn't matter if it looks bad when it tastes good.
Gintoki: Eh? An underwear thief?
Shinpachi: Yeah. It seems it happened while I was at the Odd Jobs, she had her underwear stolen twice.
Waitress: [while Shinpachi speaks.] Whose coffee and chocolate ice cream is this?
Kagura: The veal fillets are mine!
Shinpachi: Can you do anything about it?
Gintoki: [eating his ice cream.] What are you talking about?
Shinpachi: I just told you, a panty thief!
Gintoki: Oh, panty thief?
Shinpachi: That's right! While I was living at the Odd Jobs, her underwear was stolen twice! Aren't you gonna do anything?
Gintoki: [still eating the ice cream.] Do anything about what?
Shinpachi: [exasperated] I'm telling you! The thief who's stealing underwear! Panties! [everyone in the restaurant suddenly turns their attention to Shinpachi.]
Gintoki: [nonchalantly] Oooh, a panty thief, right?
Shinpachi: Are you even listening?
[Otae stabs the plush doll with a naginata, nearly missing Shinpachi.]
Shinpachi: S-sister! What are you doing?! You were gonna kill your own brother?!
Otae: Oh. It's you, Shinpachi.
Shinpachi: Stefan... There's a hole in Stefan's belly!
Otae: Don't come home at a time like this. You got me confused.
Shinpachi: N-not to come home? How can you say that to your dear little brother?
Otae: [with a deep, angry tone.] Damn it. Do you realize all the trouble I've been through while you were away?
Shinpachi: Sister, your personality changed completely! What's going on?
Otae: [grabs the plushie with enough force to tear it apart.] What's going on, you ask? The more I recall it, the more furious I get!!! [rips open the plushie.]
Shinpachi: Aah! Stefan! Wasn't he supposed to be part of this episode's plot?!
[At a soba restaurant, Mitsuba fills her bowl of soba with red pepper]
Kondo: Ah, wait, Mitsuba-dono! You shouldn't put so much red pepper! How many times do I have to tell you that it's bad for you?!
Mitsuba: But it tastes so much better!
Kondo: That's not the point! It's definitely bad for your health! It's completely red! Really, there's something wrong with the younger generation's sense of taste. Don't you agree, Toushi?
[Hijikata fills his bowl of soba with mayonnaise.]
Kondo: TOUSHI!! What are you doing?! What's that?! What are you eating?!
Hijikata: This is a flavor IT revolution.
Kondo: What are you saying?! What's that?! Who are you mimicking?!
Kondo: Hey, wait! Mitsuba-dono, don't eat that!
Mitsuba: I want to bring down public health insurance with what I eat!
Kondo: Eh? I don't get it! What is that anyway?!
Hijikata: Inside your mouth, it's rat-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta, wonderful.
Kondo: Now who is it?! Hiroko? Masami?! Either way, it's disgusting!
Shinsengumi member: Vice-captain!
Shinsengumi member: Some information was just reported. It seems both Yamazaki and the Commander are inside.
Hijikata: What are you saying? Oi, oi, I thought that if it was only Yamazaki inside, I could leave him, but if Kondo-san's there too, we can't do that.
Okita: Hijikata-san. I forgot my flute at the headquarters, so I'm gonna go back and get it real quick.
Hijikata: Right, be sure not to come back again. Damn, I'm sick of you guys, it's enough! I'll go alone, so wait there, you bastards.
Shinsengumi member: Hey! Look at that! Something has come out!
Shinsengumi member: What's that?!
Shinsengumi member: It's a cannon! A big ass cannon has come out!
Shinsengumi member: I-Is that the secret weapon they were working on?!
Hijikata: Sougo, I forgot the protractor at the headquarters, so I'm gonna go back and get it real quick.
Okita: Hijikata-san, it's ok. If you want a protractor, I have one right here.
[A piece of flying debris from the explosion hits Hijikata on the head and he starts bleeding]
Okita: [to the crowd] It's dangerous, so please stand back. You'll end up like this person. He puts on a poker face, but it really really hurts. It's embarassing.
Hijikata: This has really turned into something, hasn't it?
Okita: Your face is really turning into something too, Hijikata-san.
Hijikata: Didn't Yamazaki already die by now?
Okita: Aren't you going to die, too?
[Gintoki throws a huge barrel onto an advancing Mamushi, and Kondo throws a Justaway onto it to detonate it]
Yamazaki: Hey! Didn't you guys say you weren't gonna fight him?! You went all out just now, didn't you!
Gintoki: Did we say something like that, Gori-san?
Kondo: It's no good, I can't remember. I have amnesia so...
Yamazaki: That's some convenient amnesia there, oi!
[Yamazaki warns Gintoki that the factory boss, Mamushi, is suspected of illegally producing weapons for the Joui.]
Gintoki: The boss is an ero list? Stop making false accusations! The boss is the one who took me in, he saved me!
Yamazaki: I don't really understand what you're saying... "Ero"? "List"?