Ray Stantz: You know, Mr. Tully, you are a most fortunate individual!
Louis Tully: I know.
Ray Stantz: You have been a participant in the biggest interdimensional crossrip since the Tunguska blast of 1909!
Louis Tully: Felt great.
Egon Spengler: We'd like to get a sample of your brain tissue.
Louis Tully: Okay.
Egon Spengler: I have a radical idea. If the door swings both ways, we could reverse the particle flow through the gate.
Peter Venkman: How?
Egon Spengler: We'll cross the streams.
Peter Venkman: Excuse me, Egon, you said crossing the streams was bad.
Ray Stanz: Cross the streams...
Peter Venkman: You're gonna endanger us, you're gonna endanger our client. The nice lady who paid us in advance before she became a dog.
Egon Spengler: Not necessarily. There's definitely a very slim chance we'll survive.
Peter Venkman: I love this plan! I'm excited to be a part of it. Let's do it!
Winston Zeddmore: This job is definitely not worth eleven-five a year!
Ray Stantz: [approaching Gozer] Gozer the Gozerian? Good evening. As a duly-designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin, or to the next convenient parallel dimension.
Peter Venkman: That oughtta do it. Thanks very much, Ray.
Gozer: Are you a god?
Dr. Raymond Stantz: [looks at the others, who all nod] No.
Gozer: Then... DIIIIIIIIE! [sends the Ghostbusters sprawling with lightning bolts]
Winston Zeddmore: Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "Yes!"
Peter Venkman: Well, you can believe Mr. Pecker...
Walter Peck: My name is "Peck."
Peter Venkman: Or you can accept the fact that this city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.
Mayor: What do you mean, "biblical"?
Ray Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath-of-God type stuff!
Peter Venkman: Exactly.
Ray Stanz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the sky! Rivers and seas boiling!
Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes!
Winston Zeddmore: The dead rising from the grave!
Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats, living together! Mass hysteria!
Mayor: Enough! I get the point! And what if you're wrong?
Peter Venkman: If we're wrong, then nothing happens. We go to jail, peacefully, quietly. We'll enjoy it. But if we're right, and we can stop this thing... Lenny, you will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters.
Ray Stantz: Everything was fine until our power grid was shut off by Dick-less here.
Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: Is this true?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes, it's true – this man has no dick. [Peck lunges at him but is restrained by others] Well, that's what I heard!
Egon Spengler: Vinz, you said before you were waiting for a sign. What sign are you waiting for?
Louis Tully (as Vinz Clortho): Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the Rectification of the Vuldronaii, the Traveler came as a large moving Torb! Then, during the Third Reconciliation of the Last of the Meketrex Supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Sloar! Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day, I can tell you!
Egon Spengler: [about ghost storage facility] I'm worried, Ray. It's getting crowded in there. And all my recent data points to something big on the horizon.
Winston Zeddemore: What do you mean, big?
Egon Spengler: Well. Let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. According this morning's sample, it would be a Twinkie thirty-five feet long weighing approximately six-hundred pounds.
Winston Zeddemore: That's a big Twinkie.
Ray Stanz: We could be on the verge of a fourfold crossrip! A P.K.E. surge of incredible, even dangerous proportions!
Peter Venkman: [enters] We just had a visit from the Environmental Protection Agency. How's the grid holding up?
Ray Stanz: Not good.
Winston Zeddemore: Tell him about the Twinkie.
Peter Venkman: What about the Twinkie!?
Janine Melnitz: Do you believe in UFOs, astral projection, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full-trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?
Winston Zeddemore: Um, if there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say.
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