Full House Statements, aphorisms, quotes by Full House – 298 total
Jesse: Have mercy!
Jesse: Talk to me. (His telephone greeting)
Jesse: Not the hair!
Joey: Cut it out! (accompanied by hand motions)
D.J.: Oh, Mylanta!
Stephanie: Well, pin a rose on your nose.
Stephanie: How rude.
Michelle: Aw, nuts!
Michelle: You got it, dude.
Michelle: You're in big trouble, mister!
Michelle: No way, José.
Michelle: Don't call me Squirt.
Michelle: Oh, please!
Danny: Steph, let me put it this way. Before it can soar like an eagle, the young baby bird must stumble and fall, and spend two whole weeks grounded in the nest with no TV.
Stephanie: Hey, is that from your Ziggy calendar?
Danny: No, but I'm thinking of submitting it.
Danny: When children seem the least lovable, it means they need love the most.
Claire: Do you always talk like a fortune cookie?
Danny: Actually, it was the Thought for the Day on my Ziggy desk calendar.