Jesse: Have mercy!
Jesse: Talk to me. (His telephone greeting)
Jesse: Not the hair!
Joey: Cut it out! (accompanied by hand motions)
D.J.: Oh, Mylanta!
Stephanie: Well, pin a rose on your nose.
Stephanie: How rude.
Michelle: Aw, nuts!
Michelle: You got it, dude.
Michelle: You're in big trouble, mister!
Michelle: No way, José.
Michelle: Don't call me Squirt.
Michelle: Oh, please!
Michelle: DUH!
Danny: Steph, let me put it this way. Before it can soar like an eagle, the young baby bird must stumble and fall, and spend two whole weeks grounded in the nest with no TV.
Stephanie: Hey, is that from your Ziggy calendar?
Danny: No, but I'm thinking of submitting it.
Danny: When children seem the least lovable, it means they need love the most.
Claire: Do you always talk like a fortune cookie?
Danny: Actually, it was the Thought for the Day on my Ziggy desk calendar.
Danny: Do you have any idea what your daughter's been up to?
Claire: Do you have any idea how ridiculous you sound?
Danny: I've just been notified that our family dog Comet is missing.
Stephanie: (runs up to Danny) Dad, Comet is missing.
Danny: I've just been notified again.
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