Tooyube character: I'm Fart blazer! I'm Fart Blazer! Pull my finger!

Chet Ubetcha: This is Chet Ubetcha with BIG news...I'M THE TALLEST NEWSCASTER ALIVE! DETAILS AT ELEVEN!

Cosmo: [mocking Juandissimo] Hey, Muscles Magoo! (turns into Juandissimo) Look at me! I'm fancy, and my long black hair flows in the wind!
Juandissimo: Stop making fun of my outer beauty!
Cosmo: I'm strong, but I still lost my woman to an idiot!
[a few moments later]
Cosmo: (turns into a fat Juandissimo) Chunky Hunky!
Juandissimo: STOP!
Cosmo: [turns into a fat monkey Juandissimo] Monkey Chunky Hunky!

Crimson Chin Action Figure: There's evil afoot...I mean, a-Chin!

[Mom and Dad sit at what seems like a beach laughing]
Dad: Finally we're on vacation.
Mom: Oh, who says you need to vacation in paradise? With Timmy gone....
Both: This is paradise!
Crocker: [Falls from the sky] Ahhhh! Everything ends at Turner's.
Dad: That's the worst waiter we ever had.

Timmy: Hey, I think Poof is trying to say something!
Cosmo and Wanda: Finally! His first words!
Poof: (Randy Jackson voice) Yo, man. This gonna be so cool, man. We're going to be bumpin', man. Tryin' to help the boys out. You know how we do it. You feel me, dawg? (Record scratches and plays)
Wanda: Uh... that's gonna take some getting used to.

Wanda: Isn't this great, Cosmo? After all these years, Timmy and Tootie finally ended up together!
Cosmo: I give them two weeks tops!

Timmy: Cool your jets, Jorgen, okay? I already gave up Cosmo and Wanda, and I'm a full-fledged adult now. Tomorrow, I'm even buying deodorant.

Tootie: Not bad, Turner. You saved my tree and stole my heart.
Timmy: It's amazing what you can do when you're grown up, huh?
Tootie: I can't believe it. All these years, you had fairy godparents and couldn't tell anyone. [giggles] That's pretty amazing.
Timmy: Ya, it really was. They were my best friends too. I-I just wish I could see them again.

Cosmo: [as he, Wanda, and Poof fade away] Don't forget to feed the dog!
Wanda: Cosmo, he doesn't have a dog!
Cosmo: Well, if you get one, don't forget to feed it!
Timmy: I'm gonna miss you guys forever!
Cosmo and Wanda: Goodbye, Timmy!