Bottom Statements, aphorisms, quotes by Bottom – 195 total
Eddie: Right, so your philosophy is... bollocks?
Richie: : Yes!
Eddie: Well that's an unusual philosophical stance.
Richie: : Yeah, I think I put my trousers on too quickly just now. But stick to the point, Eddie, I thought we were talking philosophy?
Eddie: Well, we were, but your philosophy is bollocks!
Richie: : So let's talk bollocks!
Eddie: BUT THAT'S ALL WE EVER DO!
Richie: : So let's do what we always do!
Eddie: Oh god, and so it goes on, day after day, year in year out, slime in this ear, slime in that ear, don't you ever yearn for change?
Richie: Hello? Put me through to the Prime Minister!...Because I want to blackmail him!...It's Richard Richard. Oh shit! [hangs up] I accidentally gave my name away! You'll have to do it Eddie. Use an assumed name.