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Grim amp Evil Grandmama: Now let me tell ya somethin! Yo' momma...soooo ugly... I tell ya she's sooo ugly... she needs two bags to cover her face! Mmm-hmm! That the pound wouldn't take her away! (Very fast) No, they wouldn't! That Dracula would drink her blood!
Dracula: Dracula wouldn't touch her with Wolfman's teeth!
IT Crowd, The Narrator: You wouldn't steal a handbag. You wouldn't steal a car. You wouldn't steal a baby. You wouldn't shoot a policeman. And then steal his helmet. You wouldn't go to the toilet in his helmet. And then send it to the policeman's grieving widow. And then steal it again! Downloading films is stealing. If you do it, you will face the consequences. [SWAT team member bursts in behind the girl downloading the film and shoots her; cut to a pool of blood on the keyboard]
Roy: [sitting with Moss in a dark room] Man, these anti-piracy ads are getting really mean.
Waiting for Godot by Samuel Beckett Krapp: Perhaps my best years are gone. When there was a chance of happiness. But I wouldn't want them back. Not with the fire in me now. No, I wouldn't want them back.