Grim amp Evil Woman #1: Can you believe she said that?
Woman #2: No kidding?
Woman #1: Yeah, I'm just kidding.

Sex and the City Woman on the street : They say the average 33-year-old woman has sex 3.5 times a week. I'd like to know who that woman is.

In Bruges I don't hit women. I would never hit a woman, Chloë. I'd hit a woman who's trying to hit me with her bottle, that's different, that's self defense, isn't it?...Or a woman who could do karate. I would never hit a woman generally.

Gintama [Kondo is hallucinating about the woman in the red kimono]
Gintoki: I know. It must be a vision of some woman he made cry.
Hijikata: Kondo-san never made a woman cry.
Gintoki: Then I see. It must've been a woman you made cry who's coming back with a revenge.
Hijikata: I don't recall having dated such an useless woman.

The Golden Girls Woman at Fidel's Funeral: I'm leaving. I'm not about to mourn a man who's been with every woman in this room!
Dorothy: He was never with me!
Woman: I guess even he had his standards.

Home Improvement Brad: I don't have a woman.
Mark: I have a woman, Mommy.
Randy: Your Mom can't be your woman, stupid!
Tim: A lotta guys pay shrinks a lotta money to figure that out!

Mystery Science Theater 3000 [At Summerfest, Tommy randomly goes up to a woman and kisses her on the lips.]
Tommy: Thanks!
[The woman laughs it off.]
Mike [as Woman]: I just got assaulted, it's fun!

Cheers Rebecca: Robin, I need a one woman man.
Robin: And I am a one woman man. It's just that I'm still looking for the one woman.

Infinite Crisis by various authors Wonder Woman: I told you the world doesn't need Diana. The world needs WONDER WOMAN.
Superman: And Wonder Woman killed Maxwell Lord.

Robot Chicken [Woman looks badly beaten up.]
Woman: I...uh...I-I walked into a door.
Salesman: Well then, can I interest you in our line of Nerf Doors?
Woman's husband: What about stairs? She's gonna need some Nerf Stairs too.