weight quotes, aphorisms, statements, say
Raging Bull It's over for me. Boxing's over for me. I'm through. I'm tired of worryin' about weight all the time. That's all I used to think about was weight, weight, weight. After a while, you know, you realize other things in life. I mean, I'm very grateful. Boxing's been good to me: I've got a nice house, I've got three great kids, I've got a wonderful, beautiful wife - what more could I ask for?
Bleach It increases the weight of whatever it hits, until my opponent can no longer bear the weight and falls to the ground. And then they bow their head as if in apology. That's why it's called "Wabisuke".
Beavis and Butthead Do America Weight Lifter: You were supposed to be spotting me! Stickboy!
Butt-Head: Uh... There you are. Uhuhuh
Beavis: Yeah yeah, heh heh, I spotted you right over there.
Weight Lifter: [lifts them up by the neck and growls]
Beavis: [while choking] Heh heh hey, don't make me kick your ass.
Married... with Children Shirley: Al Bundy, you are charged with Crimes Against Obesity.
[The fat women marches in the shoe store]
Fat Women: 2, 4, 6, 8, Don't make fun of our weight. 2, 4, 6, 8, Don't make fun of our Weight!
Al: [standing up] 1, 2, 3, 4, You're gonna fall through the floor.
Mean Girls Shane Oman: Why are you eating a Kälteen bar?
Regina: I'm starving.
Shane Oman: Man, I hate those things. Coach Carr makes us eat those when we want to move up a weight class.
Regina: [stops eating] What?
Shane Oman: They make you gain weight like crazy.
Regina: Motherf - [spits out candy bar and screams]
40 Year-Old Virgin, The [David and Andy are talking about relationships] Of course it's horrible. It's suffering...and it's pain and it's...you know, you lose weight and then you put back on weight and then you call them a bunch of times and you try and email and then they move or they change their email...but that's just love.