ventilation quotes, aphorisms, statements, say
Beast Wars [After chasing Cheetor into a ventilation system.]
Scorponok: He's gone into the vents. You'd better report this to Megatron.
Waspinator: Me?! You're second-in-command!
Scorponok: So make it an order!
Beauty and the Beast TV Father: : Vincent, come and take a look at these, Mouse's diagram for his new project...A ventilation system for the deepest chambers. Conceptually brilliant, but quite impossible to execute. Still, I suppose even Da Vinci had his off days.
Boy Meets World Alan: [smelling Cory's cologne as he comes down the stairs behind him] What's that smell?... Oh, my God, I'm rotting!
Cory: Relax, Dad, it's just my Rampaging Stallion. What do you think?
Alan: [waving a magazine] I think if the party doesn't have adequate ventilation, you're all gonna die!
Man and Superman by George Bernard Shaw Take care to get what you like or you will be forced to like what you get. Where there is no ventilation fresh air is declared unwholesome. Where there is no religion hypocrisy becomes good taste. Where there is no knowledge ignorance calls itself science.
CSI NY Sid Hammerback: This is one of the most well-preserved mummies I've seen in my many years as a pathologist. The environmental conditions of temperature and humidity and ventilation must have been just optimum. I can only compare it to the best sex you've ever had, reaching climax at precisely that…
Peyton Driscoll: All right, Sid, you can help.
Sealab 2021 Quinn: Hey, why not have the guy with five PhDs mop the floor? Yeah, hey, good plan...
Murphy: [head appears in ventilation shaft] Psst! Hey!
Murphy: Down here!
Quinn: Hello... sir.
Murphy: [Quinn is wearing an elaborate mopping device] What's with all the gear?
Quinn: Well, everybody else is a captain and is too busy giving orders to do any work.
Murphy: Hell on hockey skates, huh?
Backdraft So you punched out a window for ventilation. Was that before or after you noticed you were standing in a lake of gasoline? Was that before or after you noticed you were standing in a lake of gasoline, you idiot!?
Boondock Saints, The [After crawling aimlessly around in the air ventilation]
Murphy: Where the fuck are you going?
Connor: Shh, I'm figuring some shit out here.
Murphy: Oh fuck you! I'm sweating my ass off dragging your fucking rope around! Must weigh thirty pounds.
Connor: Shh! We are doing some serious shit here, now get a fucking hold of yourself!
Murphy: Oh fuck you, I'm not the rope-toting Charlie Bronson wannabe that's getting us fucking lost!
Connor: Will you fucking shut it!
[The two begin to fight in the air shaft]