unfortunately quotes, aphorisms, statements, say
Outnumbered Sue: I know, lets play fortunately/unfortunately! I'll start. Fortunately, the sun was shining.
Ben: Unfortunately, I don't like burgers.
Sue: You said you liked burgers!
Ben: When did I say that?
Sue: When you wouldn't eat your fish. I mean what do you like?
Sue: Now, you can't eat just puddings!
Ben: You can if you're a vegetarian.
Sue: Vegetarians eat up all their vegetables. The clue is in the word.