unavailable quotes, aphorisms, statements, say
Office, The US Dwight: Once I'm officially regional manager, my first order of business will be to demote Jim Halpert. So I will need a new number two. My ideal choice? Jack Bauer. But he is unavailable, fictional, and overqualified.
Stargate Atlantis Dr. Weir: Rodney, you can take the rest of the day off.
Dr. McKay: Oh. I am gonna curl up in bed with the largest sandwich I can find. [lays down on the floor like he's going to go to sleep]
Teyla: Shall I just explain to the rest of the Wraith left on the base that you are unavailable to fight?
Killers, The Al: [after learning that the dinner menu is unavailable until 6] Everything we want's on the dinner. That the way you work it, huh? What do you do here nights?
Max: They eat the dinner. They all come here and eat the big dinner.
Manager: That's right.
Al: You're a pretty bright boy, aren't ya??
Sanctuary Will Zimmerman: Hey, you know, this would be a lot easier with Henry's help.
Helen Magnus: He's unavailable.
Will Zimmerman: Why, again?
Helen Magnus: [flustered pause] He's... on a mission of utmost importance, I was sworn to absolute secrecy.
Will Zimmerman: Wait a second... San Diego Comic Con? That's the mission of utmost importance?
Helen Magnus: You did not hear it from me.
Veronica Mars Veronica: Slushies! Get your ice-cold, frozen... sugar water...
Logan: You had me at "ice cold."
Veronica: What's your poison?
Logan: Oh, emotionally unavailable women. [Veronica glares] Let's see, uh... I want something that suits my mood.
Veronica: Ooh, I'm sorry, we're all out of liquid evil.
Logan: I'll take two of whatever will turn my tongue blue.
Veronica: Hot date?
Logan: Rain check? A night with the fellas. You know how it is.