Monk [while sitting down to play bingo, a bingo addict carrying a troll doll turns to Adrian]
Bingo Addict: Do you want to rub my lucky troll? It's good luck.
Adrian Monk: Uh, no, thank you.
Bingo Addict: Go ahead. Rub the troll.
Adrian Monk: No thank you. Uh, I've been rubbing trolls all day.
Bingo Addict: If you don't rub the troll, it's bad karma.
[Adrian finally resorts to rubbing the troll aggressively with his shirt sleeve]

A Troll in Central Park Gus: Stop saying that! He can't be a troll, because there's no such thing as troll. [(looks at the dancing flowers)] Uh oh, talking flowers.

Charmed Paige: Step on her!
[The troll stands on the Spider Demon (who has tranformed into a spider)]
Phoebe: Eww! That is so gross!
Troll: Sorry!

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Frank: You gotta pay the troll toll to get into this boy's hole. You gotta pay the troll toll to get in. You want this baby boy's hole, you gotta pay the troll toll.
Charlie: Stop, stop, stop. All right not bad, good rhythm, love the enthusiasm. I feel like you're saying "boy's hole", and it's clearly "soul". And I know, Artemis, you did write "soul", right?
Artemis: [writing on her script] I did write "soul". I definitely did.

A Troll in Central Park Rosie: Troll.

Enchanted Troll: That's cheating! I'm supposed to eat you!

Clerks II I hope that donkey doesn't have a hiney troll.

Seinfeld George: [referring to a doodle of himself] I look like a troll!

Metalocalypse Nathan: [into handheld voice recorder] Idea for our last song, ever: "Killed by a Troll."

CSI Miami Tripp: Prisoners troll the Internet. Freedom of speech B.S. And those lowlifes reel in women like you!