steam quotes, aphorisms, statements, say
Top Gear [The steam engine has had a water injector malfunction, then resume operation]
Jeremy: You know they say steam engines have moods…
Engineer: It was its time of the month for about ten minutes.
Top Gear [During the £1500 Porsche challenge];
Jeremy: This was a hugely advanced car when it first came out: polyurethane bumpers; first car ever to have passive rear wheel steering... I've always, always... oh my God, I've got steam.
Richard: Is Jeremy breaking down?
Jeremy: Uh, guys, I've got a lot of steam coming out of the bonnet.
James: Did he say I've got some speed, or I've got some steam?
Jeremy: [voice over] No, it was definitely steam and it was erupting after just two miles.
Malcolm in the Middle Lois: (stocking some condoms) Don't touch the microphone, register, candy, price tags. (Realises something is amiss) Steam Cleaner.
(Runs and catches Malcolm and Reese messing with the steam cleaner. They're both covered in soap)
Malcolm: It's not what it looks like!
Pinky and the Brain Brain: Any questions?
Pinky: Just one, do you have to wear a Fez at a turkish bath?
Brain: You don't have to wear a Fez at a turkish bath.
Pinky: How's that?
Brain: A turkish bath is nothing more then a personal hygiene method using steam. Steam is released into a small room inducing perspiration that cleans the pores, it has nothing to do with hats.