Jungle Book 2, The Ranjan: (beats Kaa repeatedly with a stick for trying to eat Shanti) Bad snake! Bad snake! Bad snake! Bad snake! Bad snake!
Shanti: Ranjan? What are you doing here?
Ranjan: Bad snake, bad snake! You leave Shanti alone!

Karate Kid, Part III, The Terry Silver: [speaking to Mike Barnes] If you're looking to be a bad boy in L.A., Snake's the boy to be bad with. Right, Snake?
Snake: You know it.

Big Trouble [At the Airport Security Walk-through]
Airport Security Checker: What is this?
Snake: A garbage disposal.
Airport Security Checker: A garbage disposal?
Snake: Portable.
Airport Security Checker: You'll have to turn it on.
Snake: It's got a timer.
[turns the switches of the bomb on]
Snake: Grounds up your garbage, while you're out.

Big Trouble [As Snake, Eddie and the kidnapped Jenny arrive at the aiport]
Eddie: Okay, we gotta pick a road. Arrivals or departures? We're arriving, but then we're departing. Which one, Snake?
Snake: What do you think?
Jenny Herk: I think you guys should turn yourselves in and plead not guilty by reason of stupidity.
Snake: [looks at the signs] Departures.

W.I.T.C.H. TV series Peter: [pushed by Taranee] Taranee, what are you doing?
Taranee: Snake, snake! Come on, everybody!

South Park Stan: Ahhhhhh!
Miss Stevens: Stan, what is it?
Stan: Snake! [points to a snake, everyone gasps]
Pablo: Oh yes, this is what we call a coral snake. Notice the red markings. Quite an amazing creature.
[Stan screams and runs away]
Pablo: What's the matter, little boy?
Cartman: He's a little wuss, what's it look like?
Stan: I'm just scared of snakes.
Pablo: Now, now, you must remember. This snake is more afraid of us than we are of it.
[snake chokes Pablo to death]
Miss Stevens: Oh, my God!
[snake starts to eat Pablo]
Cartman: Yeah, that snake is pretty scared of us, all right.
[snake continues to eat Pablo]
Miss Stevens: Jesus Christ! Is he dead?
[snake excretes remains of Pablo]
Stan: Dude!
Kyle: My guess would be yes.
Miss Stevens: Oh, no! God, no! Now don't panic, children.
Cartman: [hitting coral snake with a stick] Bad! That's a bad snake! [runs away as the snake starts chasing him]

Wonderfalls Jaye: Fine, I'm the crazy one... but I had the snake!
Heidi: Well, it's my snake and I want it back.
[Jaye looks puzzled]
Heidi: The snake... that's a penis reference, right?
Jaye: No, God! With a mind that works like that no wonder you cheated on your honeymoon.

Big Trouble [Getting into the hi-jacked police car]
Snake: Let's go.
Eddie: I ain't never driven one of these before.
Snake: It ain't a spaceship, asshole. Drive.

CSI Miami [Alexx and Eric discover the snake they caught was packed with drugs inside.]
Eric: So our snake was a mule.

Degrassi The Next Generation Snake: Okay... this is your greatest memory of Degrassi?
Caitlin: What? So I went through a headband phase. It was the 80s. You were there.
Snake: Oh speaking of the 80s... How about this. Joey's fedora.
Caitlin: Where's the shirt?
Snake: I don't know. I think Joey's still wearing it.