shot quotes, aphorisms, statements, say
Seinfeld Elaine: So I'm all right? I don't need a shot?
Doctor: Not shot. Dog bite.
Elaine: Yes, I know I wasn't shot. Do I need a shot?
Doctor: Not shot. Dog bite. Woof-woof. Not bang-bang.
Red vs Blue (After being shot by Washington) Hey, Simmons? I think I got shot too.(groans then collapses)
SWAT Kats The Radical Squadron aka SWAT Kats T-Bone: Great shot, partner!
Razor: Lousy shot... I'll be buffing out the dings for weeks!
Pretty Little Liars Emily: If a Hastings has a shot, she takes a shot.
Maya: Is that a drinking game?
Spencer: Yeah, it should be.
Dilbert TV show Office worker: Help, Dilbert, I've been shot!
Dilbert: "I've been shot!", "I've been shot!"—I have a few problems of my own you know!
Office worker: Yeah I heard about the name thing, that's a drag…
Stargate Atlantis Dr. Weir: How are Rodney and Teyla?
Dr. McKay: He shot me!
Lt. Col. Sheppard: They're both fine.
Dr. McKay: You shot me!
Lt. Col. Sheppard: [visibly upset] Yes, Rodney, I shot you, and I said I was sorry!
Ronon: You shot me, too.
Lt. Col. Sheppard: I'm sorry for shooting everyone!!
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels Plank: [gets hit with an air rifle] Ah! They fucking shot me!
Dog: Well, shoot them back!
Plank: [shoots wildly]
John: Jesus, Plank, couldn't you have got smokeless cartridges? I can't see a bloody thi– ah! Shit! I've been shot.
Dog: I don't fucking believe this! Can everyone stop getting shot?
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