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Danny Elfman You're allowed to rip-off another score so close that it's ridiculous. In my opinion it's ridiculous, how closely one can just rip-off a score that happened a year or two earlier.
Mike Tyson I want to rip out his heart and feed it to Lennox Lewis. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children.
SpongeBob SquarePants Lou: May I help you?
SpongeBob: I'll take a banana split.
Lou: Uh, we don't have that.
SpongeBob: That's okay, I already split my pants! Get it?
Lou: [sarcastically] Tee hee. Anything else?
SpongeBob: How about...rip-ple?! [shows the rip in his pants] No thanks, already got one!
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Dennis: Dude, I swear to god if you try and give me a noogie I will yank your underwear over your head so hard your asshole will rip in half.
Mac: (walks in from the office) Helloooo!!! What's up bitches?
Charlie: Mac, can an asshole rip in half?
Mac: Like tissue paper.
Dave the Barbarian [Candy asks for fashion advice from Fang.]
Fang: I don't give a rabid weasel's snout what you wear to some stupid dance.
Candy: You don't understand! One fashion mistake, and the other girls will rip me to shreds!
Fang: Cool!
Candy: No, I mean, really, rip me to shreds.
Fang: Cooooool!
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