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Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, The (Will gives Philip a handshake)
Phil: I don't want your hand, I want my rent.
Will: Oh come on, Uncle Phil, haven't you learned anything from all of this?
Phil: Yeah, never rent from relatives.
Joe's Apartment A rent-controlled apartment is one where the rent's been frozen since like the forties. But places like that are hard to find because no one ever leaves them. Unless their landlord's give them a little help.
Gintama Gintoki: I thought I'd come pay this month's rent…[camera pans to Sadaharu]
Otose: Yes, it's certainly hot out today.
Gintoki: Please, I'm begging you! Surely this is worth a month's rent!
Otose: I don't need any Dog of Flanders!
Big Fish It's not a woman, it's a fish. No one ever catches her. Fish looks diff'rent to diff'rent people. My daddy said it looked like the coon dog he had when he was kid...back from the dead.
Love Hina Kitsune: That's worth a month's rent.
Keitarō: Huh?
Kitsune: What, weren't you listening? You cop one feel, I get one month's rent free.
Keitarō: What're you talking about?
Charmed Piper: I don't think you understand..
Paige: I understand that I also pay rent here!
Piper: There is no rent.
Paige: It's an expression.
Piper: No it's not!
Paige: Well it should be!
Dick York We bought an apartment building and were going to live off the rent money. We rented to people who were on welfare and a lot of times they couldn't pay the rent. We wouldn't throw them out so we lost the building.
Dirty Sexy Money Brian, Sr: [After scolding his bewildered son about his own lies] But remember, we pay the rent in this house with honesty. Don't make me raise your rent.
Mei Ling: Do you really believe his name is Gustav?
Brian, Sr: What choice do I have. Now at some point you have to just put your faith in humanity. Gotta get to bible study.
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