Vicar of Dibley, The Jim Trott: [Over PA system] No no no no no no no Parking is allowed on the upper field! And no no no no no no no refreshments will be sold in the refreshment tent!

Mystery Science Theater 3000 [As the short ends]
Crow: You know, this makes me want to heat up a Libbyland frozen dinner and eat in front of the TV!
Servo [as Announcer]: Now enjoy some refreshments in the lobby!
Mike: [waves goodbye] Bye-bye, everyone.
Crow: A Simmel-Mervay release.

SpongeBob SquarePants [Everyone reading Squidward's fliers]
Sandy: "Looking to add fulfillment to your dull, dull life?"
Plankton: "Then become part of the greatest musical sensation ever to hit Bikini Bottom!"
Mrs. Puff: "And be forever adored by thousands of people you don't know!"
Mr. Krabs: "Not to mention...FREE refreshments!"
Larry the Lobster: "Practice begins tonight. 8: 30 sharp."

Cheers Sam: What are you doing there?
Woody: Miss Howe put moi in charge of refreshments for the book club.
Sam: Yeah, but what are those?
Woody: Finger sandwiches. You know, the part that takes the most time is getting that middle knuckle right.
Sam: Woody, they don't actually have to look like fingers.
Woody: Yeah right.

Simon Birch [At the church, Simon expresses himself in front of everyone.]
Simon Birch: I said, "What does coffee and doughnuts have to do with God?"
Rev. Russell: They're merely refreshments so people can socialize and, uh, and discuss the upcoming activities.
Simon Birch: Who ever said the church needs a continental breakfast?
Rev. Russell: -Simon!
Simon Birch: I doubt that God is interested in our church activities.
Rev. Russell: -Simon!
Simon Birch: -If God has made the church bake sale a priority, then I'd say we're all in a lot of trouble.

Gintama Kondo: C'mon, stop it, stop it. We shouldn't be fighting. [sighs] I'm sure everyone's stressed due to the heat. Let's take a rest then--
Gintoki: [off-screen] Shut up, loser!
Otae: [off-screen] Shut up, deadbeat!
Kagura: [off-screen] Shut up, Hanarari-kun!
Hijikata: [off-screen] Shut up, Miso bun!
Okita: [off-screen] Shut up, gorilla.
Kondo: [crying like a girl] I'm sure it's the heat! It's all because of he heat! [normally] Well, I'll go buy some refreshments. I'm sure that'll calm you down.
Kagura: [still fighting] I want an azuki ice cream!
Gintoki: [still fighting] To me, something like coffee ice cream!
Otae: [still fighting] Häagen-Dazs for me!
Okita: [still fighting, but calmly] Some jungle flavor will do.
Hijikata: [still fighting] A dish of veal with a pound of mayonnaise over it!
Shinpachi: [still fighting] Uh... tea!
Kondo: Okay, I'll go get your orders. Be nice!