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Jesse Eisenberg I write plays, and I have a musical that's starting to get produced now. That's what I would love to do, but it's so hard. The only reason people are reading my plays and musicals is because I'm in movies.
The Golden Girls Rose: [about her sister Holly] We haven't gotten along since we were kids.
Blanche: Why is she coming here then?
Rose: Well, she's here on business. She's a world renown flautist.
Dorothy: Oh, she plays the flute?
Rose: No, Dorothy, she plays the flaut. It's a Scandinavian instrument that looks like a tuba except it's got hair on the bottom. Of course she plays the flute!
Metalocalypse Skwisgaar: Okay Toki, plays mes a harmonic minor scales in the key of uh, D.
Toki: Oh, like this. [plays a single note]
Skwisgaar: [suddenly] WROOOOOOOOOOOOOONG! [pulls a chord that sends a bucket of blood on Toki's head and they fight.]
Cow and Chicken Chicken: Mama had a chicken!
Cow: Mama had a cow!
Cow & Chicken: [in unison] Dad was proud, and he didn't care how!
Theme song plays
Theme song plays some more
Theme song plays even more
Cow & Chicken: Cow and Chicken!
The Red Guy starts laughing and flashes his butt a little
Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy [Edd is shy with the mannequin; Eddy plays a song on the record]
Eddy: She's waiting.
Ed: Squish the eyeball, Double D! [squeezes his eye]
["Dreaming of You" plays while Double D tries to ask the mannequin]
Edd: [whimpers] I can't stand rejection! [collapses to the ground]