Mick Taylor I play the piano a lot at home. I write songs on the piano and guitar. I would like to actually play piano on stage. I don't think I'll get the chance for a while.

Little Richard I also like the banging piano - that old good-time piano.

Shrek the Third (after seeing the villains, with Captain Hook on a piano) Look out! They got a piano!

Mick Taylor I've written lots of songs on the piano. My mother had a piano and it was the first instrument I played.

Bedknobs and Broomsticks [An old man is playing dreary music on a piano which he is selling.]
Oh, Grandpa, you don't expect to sell a piano like that, do you?

The Golden Girls Blanche: I will not have that filthy beast in my house! It belongs in a barnyard!
Rose: This is not a farm chicken. Count Bessie is a showbiz chicken! Wait'll you see this! [exits]
Blanche: [to Dorothy] A showbiz chicken. What she do, play the piano?
Rose: [re-enters with a mini-piano] She plays the piano!

Legend of 1900, The [after his grand finale on the piano, he lights the cigarette on the strings of the piano, walks to Jelly Roll Morton and says] You smoke it. I don't know how.

Ladies Man, The I am Julie's piano, I am Julie's piano. That's a song I wrote for you Julie.

Mystery Science Theater 3000 [An invisible Wilbur is playing the piano as the couple dances.]
Crow: Welcome to Shakey's!
[The camera zooms in on his glasses on the piano.]
Mike: [gasps] Elton John was here!

Pink Panther Strikes Again, The Housekeeper: You've ruined that piano!
Inspector Clouseau: What is the price of one piano compared to the terrible crime that's been committed here?
Housekeeper: But that's a priceless Steinway!
Inspector Clouseau: Not anymore.