Cheers Carla: It's not fair. I swear I get all the disadvantages of being married and none of the perks.
Norm: Wait, there are perks?

Morgan Freeman It can have an enormous effect because big budget movies can have big budget perks, and small budget movies have no perks, but what is the driving force, of course, is the script, and your part in it.

Drawn Together [Xandir is holding Ling-Ling]
Xandir: Hey, Ling-Ling, are you excited about Christmas?
[Ling-Ling perks up]
Xandir: Too bad there's no such thing as Santa Claus! I bet you're disappointed!
[Ling-Ling becomes disappointed, and Xandir licks the secretion off, passing him to Toot]
Toot: Hey, look what I found in your ear! Is it a quarter?
[Ling-Ling perks up]
Toot: Oh, no! It's a TUMOR!
[Ling-Ling becomes disappointed, Toot licks him, and passes him to Wooldoor]
Wooldoor: Heya, Ling-Ling, you uh... excited for Christmas?
[Ling-Ling perks up and nods]
Wooldoor: Oh, no, it's a TUMOR!
[Wooldoor licks Ling-Ling]

Trigun "I can't explain now. If I did, you would be put in danger." *Perks up 200%* "So it's been a lot of fun, but... Well... I guess that's all!!"

Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip Jack: You see it as part of your job to screw with my company, don't you?
Danny: No! I do not. That's just one of the perks.

X-Files, The Doggett: Morris Fletcher?
Morris: (perks up a little) Finally. What took you so long? You must be Reyes. Enchanté.
Reyes: (rolls eyes) Yeah.

Supernatural Dean: Hey. Relax!
Castiel: This is a den of iniquity. I should not be here.
Dean: Dude, you full-on rebelled against heaven. Iniquity is one of the perks!

Lullaby by Chuck Palahniuk "Power corrupts. And absolute power corrupts absolutely.
So just relax, Helen Boyle told me, and just enjoy the ride.
She said, "Even absolute corruption has its perks."

Blue Heelers [Jonesy is pacing back and forth.]
Amy: I'd kill for a coffee...
Jonesy: Can we not talk about any sort of liquid?
Amy (laughs): Just go behind a tree! Isn't that one of the main perks of being a man?

Barbara Olson Of all presidential perks, the pardon power has a special significance. It is just the kind of authority that would attract the special attention of someone obsessed with himself and his own ability to influence events.