Lost Claire: I remember peanut butter. Why do I remember peanut butter?
Charlie: It was imaginary peanut butter, actually.

Raccoons, The Bert: What's it gonna be? Peanut butter pancakes or peanut butter waffles?
Ralph: I'll have pancakes. Hold the peanut butter.
Bert: Hold the peanut butter? Some people have no taste!

Clone High Talking Peanut: Hi'o, Guvna's. I'd shake your hands, but, you know, peanut arms.

Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law Harvey: Peanut, if we're going to win this case, I need proof.
Peanut: Proof of what?
Harvey: Um... Evolution?
[they come across an unnamed governor suspiciously-reminiscent of George Wallace at the schoolhouse gates]
Peanut: I'd look elsewhere for that...

Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law Peanut: Yo, Bird. Shoyu Weenie.
Harvey: You know them?
Peanut: Sure. [sings] "Banaaanas. Ice creaamy. Veg-e-ta-ble. Steam steeaaamy!"

Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law [A candidate for the clerk position enters Harvey's office]
Harvey: Take a seat.
Peanut: Is that your bird? Can I touch it? [whispering] Does it bite?
Harvey: How 'bout we start with your name?
Peanut: Peanut
Harvey: Uh-huh So your last job was at, um, I don't see anything listed
Peanut: Um, I used to work at a baltimization plant
Harvey: Baltimization?
Peanut: Oh, yeah. You see, the Japanese claim it increases sexual potency tenfold. They call it "paw-paw-paw-zaaaaah".
Harvey: Really?
Peanut: Mmm. You know
Harvey: Mm.. Mhmmm... [writes it down] Well, you quit that job?
Peanut: Actually, I believe I was fired from that job
Harvey: Oh?
Peanut: Well, there was the murder of a supervisor. Nothing proven. I just thought it was better to move on.

Zoey 101 Lola: [as she is about to leave]...So, which would you rather do?
Chase: Huh?
Lola: Be locked in a cage with a wild tiger, or lick peanut butter off a hobo's foot?
Chase: Oh, easy. Peanut butter off a hobo's foot.
Lola: Why?
Chase: Because, i'm scared of tigers, and I love peanut butter. [Lola giggles]

Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends [Think of a way how to get Peanut Butter out of the room] Coco coco. (Let's kill Peanut Butter.)

Buckaroo Banzai Let's see if we can get some chocolate on the peanut butter or peanut butter in the chocolate.

Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law Harvey: So consider that your first lesson in lawyering, clerk. [Peanut stares at him blankly] The job. It's yours. Congratulations
Peanut: Well gosh, that's great. Do I get a gun?
Harvey: Sure!