peanut quotes, aphorisms, statements, say
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law Harvey: Peanut, if we're going to win this case, I need proof.
Peanut: Proof of what?
Harvey: Um... Evolution?
[they come across an unnamed governor suspiciously-reminiscent of George Wallace at the schoolhouse gates]
Peanut: I'd look elsewhere for that...
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law [A candidate for the clerk position enters Harvey's office]
Harvey: Take a seat.
Peanut: Is that your bird? Can I touch it? [whispering] Does it bite?
Harvey: How 'bout we start with your name?
Harvey: Uh-huh So your last job was at, um, I don't see anything listed
Peanut: Um, I used to work at a baltimization plant
Peanut: Oh, yeah. You see, the Japanese claim it increases sexual potency tenfold. They call it "paw-paw-paw-zaaaaah".
Peanut: Mmm. You know
Harvey: Mm.. Mhmmm... [writes it down] Well, you quit that job?
Peanut: Actually, I believe I was fired from that job
Peanut: Well, there was the murder of a supervisor. Nothing proven. I just thought it was better to move on.
Zoey 101 Lola: [as she is about to leave]...So, which would you rather do?
Lola: Be locked in a cage with a wild tiger, or lick peanut butter off a hobo's foot?
Chase: Oh, easy. Peanut butter off a hobo's foot.
Chase: Because, i'm scared of tigers, and I love peanut butter. [Lola giggles]