peanut quotes, aphorisms, statements, say
Lost Claire: I remember peanut butter. Why do I remember peanut butter?
Charlie: It was imaginary peanut butter, actually.
Raccoons, The Bert: What's it gonna be? Peanut butter pancakes or peanut butter waffles?
Ralph: I'll have pancakes. Hold the peanut butter.
Bert: Hold the peanut butter? Some people have no taste!
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law Harvey: Peanut, if we're going to win this case, I need proof.
Peanut: Proof of what?
Harvey: Um... Evolution?
[they come across an unnamed governor suspiciously-reminiscent of George Wallace at the schoolhouse gates]
Peanut: I'd look elsewhere for that...
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law Peanut: Yo, Bird. Shoyu Weenie.
Harvey: You know them?
Peanut: Sure. [sings] "Banaaanas. Ice creaamy. Veg-e-ta-ble. Steam steeaaamy!"
Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law [A candidate for the clerk position enters Harvey's office]
Harvey: Take a seat.
Peanut: Is that your bird? Can I touch it? [whispering] Does it bite?
Harvey: How 'bout we start with your name?
Peanut: Peanut
Harvey: Uh-huh So your last job was at, um, I don't see anything listed
Peanut: Um, I used to work at a baltimization plant
Harvey: Baltimization?
Peanut: Oh, yeah. You see, the Japanese claim it increases sexual potency tenfold. They call it "paw-paw-paw-zaaaaah".
Harvey: Really?
Peanut: Mmm. You know
Harvey: Mm.. Mhmmm... [writes it down] Well, you quit that job?
Peanut: Actually, I believe I was fired from that job
Harvey: Oh?
Peanut: Well, there was the murder of a supervisor. Nothing proven. I just thought it was better to move on.
Zoey 101 Lola: [as she is about to leave]...So, which would you rather do?
Chase: Huh?
Lola: Be locked in a cage with a wild tiger, or lick peanut butter off a hobo's foot?
Chase: Oh, easy. Peanut butter off a hobo's foot.
Lola: Why?
Chase: Because, i'm scared of tigers, and I love peanut butter. [Lola giggles]
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends [Think of a way how to get Peanut Butter out of the room] Coco coco. (Let's kill Peanut Butter.)

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