Grey's Anatomy Cristina: Dr. Bailey, I want off the psychic case, I'll take whatever you've got. Can I switch?
Bailey: Ask nicely.
Cristina: What— this is me doing nicely.

Cosby Show, The Cliff: [entering a building] Hi Chester. How's everything going?
Chester: You're late! You have a whole class back there yelling at me! Get here on time!
Claire: [nicely] Hello, Chester.
Chester: [nicely] Well hello, Mrs. Huxtable!
Cliff: Why are you being so nice to her? She's late too Chester.
Chester: Well she's late, but looks good. You're just late!

Few Good Men, A Jessep: The Corporal will take you by Personnel on your way back to the flight line and you can have all the transfer orders you want.
Kaffee: [to Weinberg & Galloway] Let's go.
Jessep: [Passive-aggressively] But you have to ask me nicely.
Kaffee: I beg your pardon?
Jessep: You have to ask me nicely. You see, Danny, I can deal with the bullets and the bombs and the blood. I don't want money and I don't want medals. What I do want is for you to stand there in that faggoty white uniform and with your Harvard mouth extend me some fucking courtesy! You gotta ask me nicely.
Kaffee: Colonel Jessep, if it's not too much trouble, I'd like a copy of the transfer order, sir.
Jessep: [Politely] No problem.

South Park Kyle: Whoa, Cartman. Talk about wide load.
Cartman: Yeah, I'm really starting to fill out nicely.
Kyle: You're not filling out nicely, you're fatter than ever!
Cartman: I'm not fat! I'm getting in shape!
Kyle: Cartman, you're such a fat ass, that when you walk down the street, people go "Goddamn it, that's a big fat ass!"
Cartman: No they don't, you jealous weakling!
Man: Goddamn, that's a big fat ass!
Cartman: Hey!!

Raymond Elias Feist Neal had a couple of good ideas and they fit nicely, so that's the way I decided to go.

Josephine Baker I like Frenchmen very much, because even when they insult you they do it so nicely.

Boston Legal Denny: [to Paul] I left Bev on simmer. She should be coming to a boil rather nicely now.

Fringe Olivia: I got here as fast as I could.
Philip: [looks at watch, sarcastic] 27 minutes. Nicely done.

Frisky Dingo X-Tacle #1: Nearl?
Nearl: "Mr. Crews" will do nicely. Although I can't say the same for that winged collar.

WKRP in Cincinnati Mrs. Carlson: [to Andy] If you're going to grab me, do it nicely—in the back seat of my Rolls.