nachos quotes, aphorisms, statements, say
Beavis and Butthead Do America Boy's playing basketball: (to a boy taking a foul shot) CHOKE, CHOKE, CHOKE, CHOKE, CHOKE,CHOKE
Beavis: (joining in) Yea, Yea, CHOKE!, CHOKE!!! (remeberring Butt-Head is choking) Uhh... nachos, yea nachos.
SpongeBob SquarePants [Gary is about to feast on a discarded box of nachos, when he suddenly finds himself surrounded by a menacing-looking gang of stray snails]
Gang Leader: Look who came to dinner!
[Gary panicks and flees at once]
Random Snail: Guess he doesn't like nachos.
Beavis and Butthead Do America Mr. Van Driessen: Now, Beavis and Butt-head, if you could grow any type of food, what would you grow?
Beavis: Heh heh. Um...nachos.
Butt-head: Nachos aren't a plant, dumbass. They, like, make 'em from stuff.
Mr. Van Driessen: That's right, Butt-head. And corn is an excellent choice. Or, as the Native Americans call it, "maize".
Beavis: No, no, no. We want to grow nachos.
Mr. Van Driessen: In a few months, Beavis, when the corn grows, you'll be able to make your own nachos.
Beavis: Yeah, but we can go to Maxi-Mart and get some right now.
Butt-head: Yeah, but this is school. They have to do everything ass-backwards.
Grim amp Evil Fred: Uh Judge, where are the nachos?
Judge Roy Spleen: There aren't any nachos!
Fred: Oh, then, where are the hot dogs?
Judge: There are no hot dogs!
Fred: I like tacos!
Judge Roy Spleen: (Bashes Billy and Mandy together) Don't encourage him!