murmurs quotes, aphorisms, statements, say
The Golden Girls [Blanche is asleep at the table. Dorothy wants to practice]
Dorothy: Blanche, let's go.
[Blanche murmurs in her sleep]
Dorothy: Come on, Blanche, let's go!
[Blanche murmurs again. Dorothy speaks in a manly whisper]
Dorothy: Blanche, wake up. My wife will be home any minute.
[Blanche shoots up]
Blanche: WHERE ARE MY SHOES?
Sonny With A Chance Sonny: (gasps) Has Chaz ever pretended to be you?
Chad: (about to speak)
Sonny: (gasps) Were you even on our bike date?
Chad: (about to speak again)
Chad: Yeah, but I have a really good reason.
Sonny: Dazzle me.
Chad: (murmurs) I don't know how to ride a bike.
Sonny: What was that?
Chad: I said I don't know how to (murmurs) ride a bike.
Sonny: Excuse me?
Chad: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO RIDE A BIKE!
Sonny: Yeah, no. I heard you the first time. I just couldn't believe it.
Chad: I have a fear of spokes, and pedals, (points to his face) and this hitting the cement.
South Park Governor:...while gays can still live together as "butt buddies" and straights can keep the title of marriage sacred.
Lesbian in Crowd: What about lesbians?
[small murmurs among the lesbians]
Governor: Who gives a shit about fucking dykes?
QI [On the subject of cockfighting]
Stephen Fry: [reading from a card] It says here a good cocker would think nothing of cleaning his cock's wounded head by sticking it in his mouth and sucking it clean.
[The audience laughs and Clive murmurs in agreement.]
Phill Jupitus: You're watching QI for the Straight Guy!
American Tail, An Warren T. Rat: Just throw down that kid!
Tony Toponi: Oh, yeah? [knocks off Warren's fake nose with his slingshot] Bullseye!
[The crowd murmurs.]
Warren T. Rat: Disregard the nose. What's in a nose? A nose by any other name would smell as sweet...
[Tony knocks off Warren's fake ears.]
Crowd: Great whiskers! He's a cat! [other voices] Hey! A cat! A cat! Cat!
Warren T. Rat: Hey, hey, hey! Wait a minute. Who are you gonna believe? Me or your own eyes?
Beavis and Butthead Do America The Murmurs: And for that, you suck...
Beavis: Um...they just said you suck.
Butt-head: No they didn't, they said you suck. They ripped off my idea for a song.
Beavis: Yeah, and you already ripped off the idea from me, bunghole.
Butt-head: Beavis, do you remember what I told you about trying to be funny?
Beavis:...that I shouldn't?
Butt-head: That's right, now sit there and shut up, nutsack.