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Beavis and Butthead Do America Beavis: Whoa! Check out that chick's panties!
Butt-head: Damn it, Beavis! Don't talk to me when a chick's panties are on TV. It's like...you mess up my mind, and I can't see the panties right.
Gintama Gintoki: [holding his panties with enough strength to almost tear them apart.] He's nothing but a pervert, but acts like a heroic thief! I cannot believe it... I just can't! [tears the panties.] How should he know I wasn't popular with the girls?!
Kondo and Shinpachi: Ah! The panties!!!
Rescue Me Teresa: Oh, wait. There's just one more thing. I'm gonna need to get my handcuffs, and my whip and my leather lingerie back. Also, the box of edible panties would be great.
Lou: I um... I ate all the edible panties.
Teresa: You ate the panties... Great. [walks off]
Franco: Chocolate flavored?
Lou: Yeah, and vanilla and strawberry. I had a Neapolitan thing goin'.
Frisky Dingo Killface: Don't you have any sodding leads?
Wendell: [holding panties] Just these, I guess the assassin must've dropped them.
Val: [whispering, hidden in closet] Damn it!
Wendell: Which... [inhaling deeply from panties] actually might just be a red herring.
Two and a Half Men Alan: I'd like to take a moment to talk about my brother and his incredible love for life.
Lydia: He also loved being spanked.
Michelle: …while wearing my panties.
Miss Pasternak: He used my panties to make tea.