Emperor's New Groove, The Kuzco: No touchie.
Pacha: Ah! Demon llama!
Kuzco: Demon llama? Where? [sees a real llama and screams, then tries to run, but can't] Oh no! Oh, no! Oh, no! WOOOOO-HOO-HOOOOOOOO!!!!

Emperor's New Groove, The [After Kuzco realizes he's been turned into a llama]
Kuzco: My face! My beautiful, beautiful face! [goes into hysterics as Pacha tries to calm him down] Llama face!
Pacha: What happened?
Kuzco: [trying to calm down] I'm trying to figure that out, okay? [falls and starts whining again] I can't remember! I can't remember anything! Wait a minute. [turns towards Pacha] I remember you! I remember telling you that I was building my pool where your house was. And then you got mad at me-- [gasps in shock, then turns back to Pacha angrily] And you turned me into a llama!
Pacha: Wha--?! No, I did not!
Kuzco: Yes, and then you kidnapped me!
Pacha: Why would I kidnap a llama?!
Kuzco: I have no idea. You're the criminal mastermind, not me!
Pacha: What?!
Kuzco: Hmm. You're right. That's giving you way too much credit.

Emperor's New Groove, The [Yzma is shocked that her potion turned Kuzco into a llama instead of killing him.]
Yzma: What?! A llama?! He's supposed to be dead!
Kronk: Yeah, weird.
Yzma: [looks at Kronk angrily] Let me see that vial.
[Kronk gives the vial to Yzma. The label is folded half-way revealing the top half of a skull. Yzma unfolds the top of the label with her thumb, revealing a logo in the shape of a llama.]
Yzma: This isn't poison. This is extract of... LLAMA!
[She tosses the vial at Kronk; it hits him in the head and falls, shattering off-screen. Yzma growls in anger.]
Kronk: You know, in my defense, your poisons all look the same. You might wanna think about re-labelling some of them.
Yzma: Take him out of town and finish the job! Now!
Kronk: What about dinner?
Yzma: Kronk, this is kind of important.
Kronk: How about dessert?
Yzma: [starts to protest, but stops] Well, I suppose there's time for dessert.
Kronk: [hopefully] And coffee?
Yzma: All right, a quick cup of coffee. THEN TAKE HIM OUT OF TOWN AND FINISH THE JOB!!!

Shake it Up Mr.Hessenheffer: Who wants goolasto?
Rocky: I thought gelato was a dessert.
Tinker: Not gelato,goolasto!
Mr.Hessenheffer: It's goose, stuffed inside a llama, stuffed inside an ostrich.(Takes top off platter,revealing a giant pile of meat, eyeballs, and lettuce)
Rocky: How the heck do you stuff a llama inside an ostrich?
CeCe: Seriously,that's the part that sounds weird to you?
Mr.Hessenheffer: (Takes out motorized knife and starts to cut goolasto)
Gunther: Papa is an excellent butcher. He can cut the liver out of an airborne pigeon in a single move.

Colbert Report, The Stephen: Thankfully, alert gauchos were able to save the llama before it was swept into the blades of the turbine.

Emperor's New Groove, The [ChiCha has managed to shut Yzma and Kronk in a closet by taking away the doorknob.]
Yzma: All right, I've had enough of this. Tell us where the talking llama is, and we'll burn your house to the ground.
Kronk: Uh, don't you mean "or"?
Yzma: [sighs in exasperation] Tell us where the talking llama is, OR we'll burn your house to the ground.
Chaca: Well, which is it? That seems like a pretty crucial conjunction!
Yzma: [growls] That's it! Kronk, break the door down!
Kronk: Break it down? This is hand-carved mahogany.
Yzma: I don't care, you fool. Get out of my way. I'll break it down myself! A-one...
ChiCha: Okay, kids, you know what to do.
Yzma: two...
Tipo and Chaca: Right, Mom!
Yzma: THREE!!!

Shake it Up Rocky: and why you are celebrateing it?
gunther: cause we are royalty.
Rocky: oh,right!
Mrs.hessenhaffer: it´s the true.i was a princess,next in line for trone.
Cece: so stuffed me inside a llama and call me goolasto!

Bedazzled 2000 film Qué me decís?....Me hiciste venir hasta aquí para decirme que esteee... cómo se llama? se robó una libra de azúcar, harina o cosas juntas...? Qué es eso...? [spits] Ay! ES COCAÍNA!, COCAÍNA!...OH, Mierda! Soy un Narcotraficante Colombiano.

Whose Line Is It Anyway United States and United Kingdom Stephen Fry:
(speaks out of time... again) I once went to bed with a baby llama,
But it didn't matter 'cause he didn't tell his mamma.
I then went to bed with a bird from Carolina,
But it did matter 'cause it was a minah.

Evan Almighty Joan: How are we going to do this? There is no way the five of us can finish on time. We don't have any money to hire anyone else?
(A bleating behind her causes them all to look.)
Joan: Is that a llama with a hammer?
Jordan: An alpaca. They rarely spit at people, unless frightened or abused.
[Joan looks back to Evan in amazement]
Evan: [Slinging a chord on rope over his shoulder] Let's finish this sucker.