Strangers with Candy Noblet: [weeping wretchedly] Those lips! Oh, those pillowy lips!

Frasier Niles: Her lips said "No," but her eyes said "Read my lips."

South Park Evergreen Leader's Wife: [horribly burned and missing her lips] You burned my lips off!
Evergreen Leader: I nurned your rip sauce?

MASH Oh, Frank, my lips are hot! Kiss my hot lips!

Will amp Grace Grace: Your lips can go from here [points to Will's lips] to HERE! [points to her butt]

Dick Tracy Wheelhouse of drawbridge. Big Boy has forced Lips Manlis into a steel box and is pouring wet concrete into it
Big Boy Caprice: Oh look Lips, you dirtied your pretty tuxedo. Looks like you need a bath!
Lips Manlis: The "Bath"?! Not "the bath", Big Boy, not "the bath"!
Big Boy Caprice: It was great working for you but now it is time to retire.
Lips Manlis: Ain't we pals, Big Boy? Ain't we pals?
Big Boy Caprice: There are no pals in this business, Lips, you taught me that! one of his many misquotes I hate to do this, and I'm gonna miss you, but all is fair in love and business. -Benjamin Franklin.
Big Boy's hoods seal box and open trap door
Lips Manlis: NO!
Big Boy Caprice: All right, pay attention! All those who were under Lips Manlis are now with me!

Extremely Loud amp Incredibly Close by Jonathan Safran Foer Humans are the only animal that blushes, laughs, has religion, wages war, and kisses with lips. So in a way, the more you kiss with lips, the more human you are. (p. 99)

Shrek 2 Donkey: All right, all right. I get it! I'm just so darn bored!
Shrek: Well, find a way to entertain yourself.
(silence)
(Donkey pops his lips, then again, and Shrek grows more impatient, then Donkey pops his lips a third time)
Shrek: (restrains temper) Oh! For 5 minutes... Could you not be yourself? (loudly) FOR 5 MINUTES!!!
(after another moment of silence, Donkey pops his lips one last time)
Shrek: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! ARE WE THERE YET?!?!
Fiona: Yes!
Donkey: Oh, finally!

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, The Will: Uncle Phil, I am telling you he kissed her right on the lips.
Carlton: It was more on the cheek dad.
Will: But he was aiming for her lips and he missed. He's aggressive and inaccurate and that's a dangerous combination!

Daria Daria: You know, if you break up Brittany's attempt at thought, it looks like a Mystik Spiral song.
Jane: [grabs Daria's notepad] "Armpits have feelings, but not for me. Now what do I do with lips emp-ty?" Eh. Are you sure you don't want to replace "lips" with "skull?"
Daria: It's a work in progress.