Peep Show Mark: (Ok, well, I'm here, so I'll just sit here and drink. No one can stop me doing that. Just drink myself to death.)

Chelsea Lately Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink and drive. I will never drink and drive again. I may even start my own group fashioned after MADD, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, but I'll call it AWLTDASH, Alcoholics Who Like to Drink and Stay Home.

Pretty Little Liars Spencer: Whoa, careful Aria. Drink too much and you'll tell us all your secrets.
Alison: Friends share secrets. That's what keeps us close. (To Aria) Drink up.

The Discworld Novels by Terry Pratchett 'I remember my father tellin' me some valuable advice about drinks,' said Ridcully. 'He said, "Son, never drink any drink with a paper umbrella in it, never drink any drink with a humorous name, and never drink any drink that changes colour when the last ingredient goes in. And never, ever, do this — "'
He dipped his finger into the beaker.

Famous Last Words by Timothy Findlay Drink to me, drink to my health, you know I can't drink any more.

Notorious Alicia: There's nothing like a love song to give you a good laugh. It's too stuffy in here for a picnic. Do you want to finish that? [gesturing toward his drink]
Devlin: It's a shame to leave it. [He downs most of the drink]
Alicia: You're quite a boy. [She finishes his drink] My car is outside.
Devlin: Naturally.
Alicia: Do you wanna go for a ride?
Devlin: Very much. What about your guests?
Alicia: They'll crawl out under their own steam. I'm, I'm gonna drive. That's, that's understood.
Devlin: Don't you need a coat?
Alicia: You'll do.

My Hero Mrs. Raven: I'll know when I've had too much to drink - I'll get merry!

Bad Taste [after frank had to drink the "gruel"]
Frank: oh christ, you'll never believe what i had to do!
Ozzy: umm... did you have to drink some chuck?

Irving Ravetch You have another little drink, and I'll have another little drink, and maybe we can work up some real family feeling here.

Hellblazer by various authors Estella: I think we should drink to love. That's what Pammie would have wanted.
John: I generally drink because of it, darlin'.