host - authors
host quotes, aphorisms, statements, say
Invader Zim Host: I've come to the conclusion that Dib is crazy. [to GIR] This one, definitely crazy. I feel sorry for the ugly green kid, but there's a good chance he's crazy too!
Zim: But not an alien?
Host: Just crazy.
Zim: [pumps arms in the air in victory]
Ouran High School Host Club Anime and manga Host Club: Haruhi-chan! Please come out to play!
Ranka: (opens door, no make up on, obviously annoyed at having been woken up)
Host Club: (run away)
Tamaki?: Sorry. Wrong house.
Metalocalypse Host: And look who's here, it's the guy who's everywhere now, Dethklok's drummer Pickles--
Pickles: (waving liquor bottle) Yeeah, woo-hoo!
Host: --along with his publicist Liz Bane.
Pickles: How ya doin'?
Host: His face is everywhere these days. People are calling you the most popular member of Dethklok. How does that make you feel?
Pickles: I got two words: drunk and horny.
Hellraiser Hellworld [the Host opens the Lament Configuration and faces Pinhead, Bound, and Chatterer]
Pinhead: Welcome. Welcome to Hell.
The Host: [chuckling] This is not happening.
Pinhead: Seeing is believing. I should have come for you a long time ago.
The Host: Hellworld. There's no Hellworld. It doesn't exist.
Pinhead: Your son was quite the prodigy. He opened the gateway to Hell. But you never believed yourself, did you?
Party Monster Talk Show Host: Is it true, ma'am, that your son Michael turned you on to the pill ecstasy?
Elke: He said it was a headache pill.
Talk Show Host: What happened when you took it?
Elke: Well, my headache went away..