7th Heaven Mrs. Morgan: Where's your father? He's all right, isn't he?
Annie: Oh...um...yes, he is, he just...ah...
Simon: Don't worry, he's not dead, he just went back to Phoenix!

American Dragon Jake Long He's cool, he's hot like frozen sun,
He's young and fast - he's The Chosen One
People, we're not bragging,
He's the American Dragon

Invader Zim GIR: (slurping)
Soldier on TV: Aah!My intestine!
GIR: Tee-He He He He He-e!

Gossip Girl Blair: How can you possibly love Cyrus? He's all the things you hate! He uses the wrong fork, he slurps his soup, he wears sport socks! He is short, and pushy! He's nothing like daddy.

A Summer Book by Tove Jansson A person can find anything if he takes the time, that is, if he can afford to look. And while he's looking, he's free, and he finds things he never expected.

Beavis and Butthead Do America Beavis: Whoa, check it out. [sings along] He died and he died and he died and he died and he died and he died and he died and he died and he died and he died...[Butt-head smacks him] OOOOWWWWW!!!! Oh, thanks, Butt-head. I was stuck.

Nobody's Fool Sully: Poor guy just had a bypass. Maybe he's trying to cram everything he can do into six months. When he realizes he's going to live until he's seventy, he'll slow down.
Toby: If I had my way, he wouldn't live to Thanksgiving.

Andromeda Harper: Who does he think he is?
Rev: I assume he thinks he's a Neitzschean.

Party of Five Julia: What happened to Greg?
Nina: He's so immature. Drew is the coolest, Julia. He's cute and he's funny and he's a Senior.
Julia: Is he? It's a Junior class.
Nina: Well, I know. He's not Mr. Honor Roll. But he's really sexy.

Laura He's no good, but he's what I want. I'm not a nice person, Laura, and neither is he. He knows I know he's just what he is. He also knows that I don't care. We belong together because we're both weak and can't seem to help it. That's why I know he's capable of murder. He's like me.