fish quotes, aphorisms, statements, say
The Discworld Novels by Terry Pratchett There is a kind of narrativium on Roundworld, if you really look.
On Discworld, the narrativium of a fish tells it that it is a fish, was a fish, and will continue to be a fish. On Roundworld, something inside a fish tells it that it is a fish, was a fish...and might eventually be something else...
SpongeBob SquarePants Fish: Oh wait, uh, here he is! [picks up random fish]
Sandy: That ain't spongebob. Spongebob is square?
Fish: [squeezes random fish into a square]
Random fish: I'm ready, I'm ready
Sandy: No you ain't
Random fish: [holding a cereal box] I found Squarebob!
Sandy: That's just a cereal box! Besides, he's yellow!
Random fish: [holding a banana] Uh, here he is! Can I go home now?
iCarly Gibby: (after taking a fish out of his locker) Hey, Dad? Fire up the grill, I'm bringing home a trout!
Male student: Fish?
Gibby: My fish! (runs and sees Carly, Sam and Freddie) My fish!
Carly: Well, I kinda got him!
Sam: You got him dinner.
Metalocalypse (Murderface's song)
Murderface: A million miles from nowhere, Dragon Lance burns hot. By the fire of a horse's ghost, a minnow would be lost... Cha-cha-cha-changes... mmmm, Tits... A fish... A fish with tits. Titty fish.