fifteen quotes, aphorisms, statements, say
Only Fools and Horses Rodney: This flat is in a wonderful position, isn't it? I mean, fifteen minutes from the West End, it's fifteen minutes from the motorway...
Uncle Albert: And fifteen minutes from the ground.
Titus Titus: Okay, what's the record?
Dave: (through his headgear) Fifteen stairs!
Dave: Fifteen stairs!
Titus: All right, fifteen stairs! Go! (Dave pushes the cart) Woo-hoo!
Dave: Yeah! (loud crash, Titus groans) Oh my God, Titus! Your head is touching your butt!
Titus: I can hear the ocean.
Rush Hour [Carter and Lee board a flight to China]
Carter: Man, how long is this flight?
Lee: Fifteen hours.
Carter: Fifteen hours? What are we gonna do for fifteen hours?
[Lee shrugs, then puts on headphones]
Lee: (singing) Huh!
Carter: (Carter turns in horror)
Lee: (singing) War! Uh! Good God "yaw."
Carter: Aw, hell no! Stewardess, get me another seat! Stewardess!
The Sandman by Neil Gaiman Of course you don't believe in fairies. You're fifteen. You think I believed in fairies at fifteen? Took me until I was at least a hundred and forty. Hundred and fifty, maybe. Anyway, he wasn't a fairy. He was a librarian. All right?
Big Shots James: Hey I'm a busy guy. Head of a major corporation, I see my kids almost every weekend. Who has time to date?
Duncan: Who said anything about dating? Relationships come in all forms; some last fifteen years and end very badly, some last fifteen minutes and end very, very happy.
Reefer Madness Bureau Official: Here is an example: A fifteen-year-old lad apprehended in the act of staging a holdup — fifteen years old and a marijuana addict. Here is a most tragic case.
Dr. Carroll: Yes, I remember. Just a young boy... under the influence of drugs... who killed his entire family with an axe.
Full Metal Jacket Vietnamese Prostitute: Hey, baby. You got girlfriend Vietnam?
Private Joker: Not just this minute.
Vietnamese Prostitute: Well, baby, me so horny. Me so horny. Me love you long time. You party?
Private Joker: Yeah, we might party. How much?
Vietnamese Prostitute: Fifteen dollar.
Private Joker: Fifteen dollars for both of us?
Vietnamese Prostitute: No. Each you fifteen dollar. Me love you long time. Me so horny.
Private Joker: Fifteen dollar too beaucoup. Five dollars each.
Vietnamese Prostitute: Me sucky-sucky. Me love you too much.
Private Joker: Five dollars is all my mom allows me to spend.
Vietnamese Prostitute: Ten dollar then.
Private Joker: What do I get for ten?
Vietnamese Prostitute: I give you ev'ryting.
Private Joker: Everything?
Vietnamese Prostitute: Ev'ryting you want.