farts quotes, aphorisms, statements, say
Total Drama Action Owen: I love you guys! I promise I'll never ever blow another morning- (Farts) Starting now! (Farts again) I mean now! (Green steam comes up from the vent in the boy's trailer)
Scary Movie 2 Father McFeely: (On the toilet) Lord, help me release this demon! (farts and is relieved) Oh, thank you, Lord. Oh... wait. (farts again) Ahhh, ha ha! Oh, those enchiladas!
NCIS (Bert the hippo farts, followed by a questioning look from Tony)
Abby: He's supposed to make that noise.
Tony: You have a stuffed animal that farts?
Abby: Yeah, it's cool huh...
Tony: Yeah, in a disturbing way.
Drawn Together [after one of Spanky's farts]
Toot: Goddamnit Spanky! It's farts like that that made EW gave us a fucking F!
[a fart sound comes from her]
Toot: [giggling, blushing] Oopsie!... What? That was a queef! And I only laughed 'cause it tickled! [starts scratching her crotch]
Life on Mars DCI Gene Hunt: A villain farts in this city, our snouts should be able to name the arse responsible.
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