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NCIS (Bert the hippo farts, followed by a questioning look from Tony)
Abby: He's supposed to make that noise.
Tony: You have a stuffed animal that farts?
Abby: Yeah, it's cool huh...
Tony: Yeah, in a disturbing way.
Drawn Together [after one of Spanky's farts]
Toot: Goddamnit Spanky! It's farts like that that made EW gave us a fucking F!
[a fart sound comes from her]
Toot: [giggling, blushing] Oopsie!... What? That was a queef! And I only laughed 'cause it tickled! [starts scratching her crotch]