fan quotes, aphorisms, statements, say
Everybody Hates Chris Narrator: Tonya loved Billy Ocean, so naturally, she joined the Billy Ocean fan club and sent off for an autographed picture. But it wasn't the first fan club she joined. There was the DeBarge fan club, the Shalamar fan club, even the Terence Trent D'Arby fan club. Too bad they were bought out by the Al B. Sure fan club.
Freakazoid Fan Boy: Marrrrrrkk...... Hamillllll...
Freakazoid: Why settle for a mere sidekick, when Jedi Knighthood awaits?
Fan Boy: Yes! The Force is strong in this one!
[slowly approaching Mark Hamill]
Fan Boy: Luke! Join me!
Mark Hamill: Come again?
Fan Boy: Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as Fan Boy and son!
Mark Hamill: No! I'll never join you!
Fan Boy: It is your destiny!
Xena Warrior Princess Xena Fan #2: Speaking of the Warrior Princess and the Bard, what happened when your boyfriend, Harry, found out he was Xena in a past life?
Xena Fan #1: And then your past lives counselor was none other than his beloved sidekick, Gabrielle.
Annie/Joxer: [looking sick] They got hitched.
Xena Fan #1: Decent. Xena and Gabby finally a couple.
Xena Fan #2: Wait till we tell the rest of the fans.
SpongeBob SquarePants Announcer: And what a beautiful day for this sport of kings of which I am a huge fan... Seriously, I'm just a fan. I was on my way to my seat, the door was open--
Perch Perkins: Hey, what are you doing?! [the fan runs out, Perch chuckles] Sorry about that, folks.
Sonny With A Chance Sonny: Those are all for me!
Tawni: No! They're all for-Sonny?
Sonny: You've been hiding my fan mail.
Tawni: You're pretending to be your own fan?
Sonny: You committed mail fraud!
Tawni: You committed fan fraud!
Sonny: Fan fraud's not illegal!
Tawni: Mail fraud's not embarrassing!
Cars 2 Mater: She's Lightning McQueen's girlfriend. She's a big fan of yours.
Francesco Bernoulli: Hey, she has a-good taste.
Lightning McQueen: Well, Mater's prone to exaggeration; I wouldn't say she's a "big fan".
Mater: You're right. She's a HUGE fan! She goes on and on about your open wheels here.