Kappa Mikey Guano: Can I say something? I think Lily's a big fake! With her fake being nice for the camera, and her fake pancakes, and her fake eyebrows!

Degrassi The Next Generation Anya: What other way out do I have? I either fake a miscarriage, or I fake a baby to term, and... who would adopt a fake baby?

Victoria Jackson Because I hate fake people and I always think I'm never fake.

Mr. Show Telethon caller (Bob): Hey I got a fake asshole...y'all got fake poo?

Naruto [While looking for fake-Naruto] Where you hiding, you big fake fraidy-cat?! Show that handsome face already!

iCarly Fake Sam: Hey, when did Freddie start looking so hot?
Real Sam: Okay, this chick is nothing like me!
Real Carly: Oh, come on, you guys could be sisters!
Real Sam: [to the fake Sam] You ever been arrested?
Fake Sam: No.
Real Sam: We cannot be related.

Red vs Blue Caboose: I also have my own achievables!
Simmons: Shut up blue! We haven't even made any for you guys yet.
Caboose: Yes you have, see? Bleep Bloop. [A fake achievement pops up saying: You Got Achevables]
Simmons: That's not a real achievement!
Caboose: Yes it is, bleep bloop. [Another fake achievement pops up saying: 10 Points Yes It Is.]
Simmons: No! You can't do that! You can't fake the achievements they have to be approved! [A video achievement pops up saying: 10G - Wahmbulance, Whine like a bitch.]
Caboose: Bleep Bloop.
Simmons: Stop saying bleep bloop!
Caboose: Bleep Bloop. [Fake Achievement: Bleep Bloop]
Simmons: Stop it!
Caboose: Bleep Bloop. [Fake Achievement: Bleep Bloop]
Simmons: Stop it!
Caboose: Bleep Bloop. [Fake Achievement: Bloop Bloop]
Simmons: Okay, that's it, I quit.
Caboose: Bleep Bloop. [Fake Achievement: Daboop Doop] I have so many achievables! Bleep Bloop. [Fake Achievement: 1 Billion Point, won the video]
Caboose: [After a very long pause] Bleep Bloop! [Fake Achievement: Secret Bloop]

Transformers Animated (referring to Prowl's fake static) Personally I've always found Bumblebee's fake static to be a lot more convincing. (from "A Fistful of Energon")

Wire, The Horseface: [to Frank, while looking at a porn mag] Let me ask you something important. You like fake tits? I can't decide. Thus far, I'm undecided on fake tits.

One on One Spirit: So the whole breakup with Keith was fake.
Breanna: Girl, it was as fake as the Gucci boots his momma was wearing.