SpongeBob SquarePants Mr. Krabs: This elevator is for guests only. Take the employee elevator!
[Sqidward enters the employee elevator and discovers it's a large flight of steps]

What About Bob Baby step to the elevator. I'm in the elevator. AHHHHH!!!

Ghostbusters Man at Elevator: [Looking at the team's suits and packs] What are you supposed to be, some kind of a cosmonaut?
Peter Venkman: No, we're exterminators. Someone saw a cockroach up on the twelfth.
Man at Elevator: That's gotta be some cockroach.
Peter Venkman: Bite your head off, man.
Ray Stantz: [entering elevator] Going up?
Man at Elevator: I'll take the next one.

Dexter Dexter: Hold the elevator!
[Dexter gets his arm into the elevator doors as they close. The elevator opens and he enters. Doakes is in there]
Dexter: Thanks.
Doakes: Nice dodge last night, flooring it through that yellow light.
Dexter: Oh. Were you behind me?
Doakes: See you tonight.

Hudsucker Proxy, The Buzz the Elevator Operator: [to Norville entering the elevator] Say, buddy! Where'd ya get the new duds? And say, buddy! How'd old bucketbutt like his Blue Letter? [laughs] Did he bust a gut? Did he die? Did he - [Mussburger enters the elevator] Well, hello, Mr. Mussburger, sir...
Sidney J. Mussburger: Lobby. We haven't got all day.
Buzz the Elevator Operator: Right away, Mr. Mussburger sir. How're you this fine morning, sir?
[The elevator doors open in the lobby]
Buzz the Elevator Operator: It's been a pleasure serving you, Mr. Mussburger. And it's been a pleasure serving you too, uh... buddy.

Mr. Deeds Longfellow Deeds: So how is the elevator business treating you, Reuben?
Reuben the Elevator Operator: Oh, it has its ups and downs.
[They both start laughing]

NCIS Gibbs: Coordinate with Abby.
McGee: Boss, you're gonna have to try and get her out of the elevator first.
[Gibbs goes to the elevator, where Abby is sitting in the corner holding a stun gun]
Abby: Hey Gibbs. [elevator closes] Did you know that only 5 of the 2½ million deaths each year occur in elevators?

Glee Will: And action! [Music starts and the elevator starts going down]
Rachel: [walking backwards to the elevator with Finn] Oh Brad, let's get out of here! I'm cold, I'm wet and I'm just plain scared!
Finn: Well I'm here. There's nothing to worry about.
Mercedes: [turns around and opens the elevator door]
Rachel: [turns to Mercedes] Ahhh! [faints]

iCarly Mrs. Benson: [OS annoyed knocking on the door] Fredward!
Carly: [to Sam and Freddie] You know, you guys could invite me to go to the movies with you. [as Sam and Freddie step in the elevator]
Freddie: [to Carly as the elevator door is closing, hesitating] Uh, well if you wanted to--
Sam: [to Carly as the elevator door is closing, hesitating] Um.. well, okay, let's get the door.
Sam and Freddie: [as the elevator door shuts] Bye, Carly!

W.I.T.C.H. TV series Taranee: Why don't we just take the elevator?
Will: You mean the elevator with the ding like a microwave telling him we're inside ready to eat?
Taranee: Eh, you're right. Let's fly up.