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Mystery Science Theater 3000 [During a driving scene]
Mike: Nude driving: a new fad among the teens.
Mythbusters [After Adam destroys the course while driving blindfolded]
Driving instructor: That was great!
Adam: Was it?
Driving instructor: You nailed that! Every single one of them!
[Adam laughs hysterically]
Monk [After Monk breaks her car's headlight while driving, Sharona stops him from getting back behind the wheel.]
Sharona: I'm driving. When Hell freezes over, you can drive again. No — you know what? Even if Hell freezes over, I'm still driving, because I don't want you driving on the ice! Get in the car!
Top Gear Richard: [While driving the Pagani Zonda Roadster through a tunnel] There are demons in here! AND I'M DRIVING ONE!
Top Gear [About the BBC requiring all its employees to take a safe driving course]
Jeremy: [Reading from a paper] The BBC is committed to reducing the risks from this activity (driving). They are making it sound like masturbation.
James: Stop driving or you'll go blind.
Jeremy: Exactly!
Borat Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan Borat: Look, there is woman in car. Can we follow her, get her and maybe have sexy time with her?
Driving instructor: No! No, you cannot do that.
Borat: Why not?
Driving instructor: Because a woman has the right to choose who she has sex with.
Borat: [incredously] What!?
Driving instructor: Yeah, how about that?
Borat: You joke, right?
Driving instructor: No, there must be consent.
Borat: Ha-ha-ha!
Driving instructor: That good, huh?
Borat: Not good for me.
Top Gear Jeremy: And please, do not write to us about drinking and driving. Because I'm not driving, I'm sailing.
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