Ugly Betty Wilhemina [to a taxi driver]: What'd you drive in the old country — a goat?
Taxi Driver: I do not have to drive nasty person.
Wilhelmina: Fine, leave him [Marc] here.
Taxi Driver: No, YOU. OUT!

Sky High Ron Wilson, Bus Driver: There's only one person authorized to transport superheroes: Ron Wilson, Bus Driver. (punches Stitches out of the bus) And I'm Ron Wilson, Bus Driver.

City of Angels Mack Truck driver: Where are you headed?
Seth: Tahoe!
Mack Truck driver: Reno.
Seth: Tahoe!
Mack Truck driver: I'm going to Reno!
Seth: I'm going to Tahoe!
Mack Truck driver: Well, hop in, we'll figure it out when we get there.

One Hundred and One Dalmatians Truck Driver: [after he sees Cruella driving like a maniac] Hey, lady, what in thunder you trying to do?! Crazy woman driver...!

Universal Soldier [after he shot the prison bus driver that was driving Luc and Veronica] Excuse me! You should check out your driver! He don't look so hot! Hahaha!

No Way Out [Tom and Susan are making out in the limo when Tom notices the driver is watching them]
Tom: What's your name?
Bill the Limo driver: Bill.
Tom: Hi Bill. Could you turn out that light, please.
Bill the Limo driver: Uh, sure.
Susan: [as the window goes up] Sorry, Bill.

Kill Bill Volume 1 Bill: Elle, you're going to abort the mission.
Elle Driver: What?!
Bill: We owe her better than that.
Elle Driver: [screaming] Oh, you don't owe her shit!
Bill: Will you keep your voice down?
Elle Driver: [quietly] You don't owe her shit.

Live and Let Die Cab driver: You know where you're going?
James Bond: Uptown, I believe?
Cab driver: Uptown? You headed into Harlem, man!
James Bond: Well you just stay on the tail of that jukebox and there's an extra twenty in it for you.
Cab driver: Hey man, for twenty bucks I'd take you to a Ku Klux Klan cookout!

Planes, Trains, and Automobiles [At a taxi lane, outside the car-rental building]
Taxi driver: Where to?
Neal: Chicago.
Taxi driver: Chicago? You know you're in St Louis?
Neal: Yes I do.
Taxi driver: Why not catch a plane? You get there faster and you get a free meal.
Neal: If I wanted a joke, I'd follow you into the john and watch you take a leak.

Long Kiss Goodnight, The [Charly steals the bomb-carrying truck. The dislodged driver calls on the radio.]
Truck Driver: I'm– I'm hurt real bad. I think I'm dying.
Timothy: Continue dying. Out.