Famous Last Words by Timothy Findlay Drink to me, drink to my health, you know I can't drink any more.

The Discworld Novels by Terry Pratchett 'I remember my father tellin' me some valuable advice about drinks,' said Ridcully. 'He said, "Son, never drink any drink with a paper umbrella in it, never drink any drink with a humorous name, and never drink any drink that changes colour when the last ingredient goes in. And never, ever, do this — "'
He dipped his finger into the beaker.

There Will Be Blood I drink your milkshake. I drink it up!

Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.

Chelsea Lately Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink and drive. I will never drink and drive again. I may even start my own group fashioned after MADD, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, but I'll call it AWLTDASH, Alcoholics Who Like to Drink and Stay Home.

Hellblazer by various authors Estella: I think we should drink to love. That's what Pammie would have wanted.
John: I generally drink because of it, darlin'.

Who Framed Roger Rabbit Eddie: Happy Trails.
Roger: No, thanks, Eddie. I'm tryin' to cut down.
Eddie: Drink the drink!
Roger: But I don't want the drink!
Doom: He doesn't want the drink.
Eddie: He does!
Roger: I don't!
Eddie: You do!
Roger: I don't!
Eddie: You do!
Roger: I don't!
Eddie: You do!
Roger: I don't!
Eddie: You don't.
Roger: I do!
Eddie: You don't!
Roger: I do!
Eddie: You don't!
Roger: (takes the drink) Listen! When I say "I do", that means I do!

Father Ted Father Jack: DRINK! DRINK! (after a few seconds of silence and staring directly at the camera, he breaks the fourth wall) FECK OFF!

Futurama Fry: Why would a robot need to drink?
Bender: I don't need to drink. I can quit anytime I want!

Kim Kardashian I urge people to learn from the mistakes of others. Please drink responsibly and it's never acceptable to drink and drive!