Repo The Genetic Opera Don't help me any more, Dad! You are dead, Dad, in my eyes! Someone has replaced you. Dad, I hate you! Go and die!

Grim amp Evil Billy: Dad? Dad?! DAD!
Harold: For the last time Billy, I'm not Dad. I'm... MOOOOOGAAAAAAR!
Billy: I didn't know you could fly!
Harold: [He realizes he can't fly and begins to fall to the ground] AAUUUUUGGGH!!!!

American Wedding Jim: Honesty, now- Honestly, would you have passed up sex with Nadia?
Jim's Dad: Why? Did she say something?
Jim: Hypothetically, Dad.
Jim's Dad: Oh, hypothetically. Well, I mean, you know, Jim, I'm a married man. I'm...
Jim: If-If-If you weren't married.
Jim's Dad: She's a college girl.
Jim: If you were a college guy.
Jim's Dad: In a heartbeat. Oh yeah.

Fairly OddParents, The Dad: Hey, guess what Timmy, we're gonna grade you on your performance!
Timmy: Oh yeah? Then I'm gonna grade you too!
Dad: A B?!
Timmy: Up-bup-bup, questioning the grades gives you a C!
Dad: Uh...uh...uh...
Timmy: Stammering gives you a D!
Dad: What...are you mad?!
Timmy: Insulting the teacher, F!
Dad: (starts to cry and leaves with Mom]

South Park Randy Marsh: Kenny's dad and I were in Scouts for years.
Stan: Was your dad in Scouts, Cartman? Oh yeah, you don't have a dad. [everyone laughs]
Cartman: That's not funny! Jesus Christ!

Charlie Brown and Snoopy Show, The My Dad can _______ better than your Dad.

Magical Project S All the things that are important to me: Mom, Dad, Sasami, the bird, Dad's piano piece, my hair bands, the picture of Dad and I at a amusement park. And also... also... (enters the locker room) This place.

South Park Stan: Jesus Christ…Dad?!
Randy: Stan?
Stan: Dad, oh my God!
Randy: Stan.
Stan: What, Dad, are you dying?
Randy: No, I'm just really really tired. I was shopping at Wall-Mart all night.

Fairly OddParents, The [Mom and Dad are eating breakfast]
Dad: Honey, you've outdone yourself again! What do you call this?
Mom: Cold cereal and milk.
Dad: It's marvelous! I'm falling in love with you all over again!

Shia LaBeouf I didn't know my dad for a long time. My dad was on drugs and my dad was at the VA Hospital, my dad was off in his own world selling drugs or using them or there would be crack heads in the house or whatever it would be.