dad - authors
dad quotes, aphorisms, statements, say
Grim amp Evil Billy: Dad? Dad?! DAD!
Harold: For the last time Billy, I'm not Dad. I'm... MOOOOOGAAAAAAR!
Billy: I didn't know you could fly!
Harold: [He realizes he can't fly and begins to fall to the ground] AAUUUUUGGGH!!!!
American Wedding Jim: Honesty, now- Honestly, would you have passed up sex with Nadia?
Jim's Dad: Why? Did she say something?
Jim: Hypothetically, Dad.
Jim's Dad: Oh, hypothetically. Well, I mean, you know, Jim, I'm a married man. I'm...
Jim: If-If-If you weren't married.
Jim's Dad: She's a college girl.
Jim: If you were a college guy.
Jim's Dad: In a heartbeat. Oh yeah.
Fairly OddParents, The Dad: Hey, guess what Timmy, we're gonna grade you on your performance!
Timmy: Oh yeah? Then I'm gonna grade you too!
Dad: A B?!
Timmy: Up-bup-bup, questioning the grades gives you a C!
Timmy: Stammering gives you a D!
Dad: What...are you mad?!
Timmy: Insulting the teacher, F!
Dad: (starts to cry and leaves with Mom]
Magical Project S All the things that are important to me: Mom, Dad, Sasami, the bird, Dad's piano piece, my hair bands, the picture of Dad and I at a amusement park. And also... also... (enters the locker room) This place.
Fairly OddParents, The [Mom and Dad are eating breakfast]
Dad: Honey, you've outdone yourself again! What do you call this?
Mom: Cold cereal and milk.
Dad: It's marvelous! I'm falling in love with you all over again!