Fritz the Cat Ralph (Pig Cop #2): Let me call 'em preverts!
Pig Cop #1: What's a "prevert"?
Ralph (Pig Cop #2): A prevert's a degenerate! Didn't you know that?
Pig Cop #1: A prevert's a degenerate?
Ralph (Pig Cop #2): Didn't you have no bringing up?
Pig Cop #1: I got bar mitzvahed.
[Ralph laughs]

NCIS McGee: So what's the plan? Good cop/bad cop?
Kate: More like bad cop/scary cop, McGee.
McGee: Which one is which?
Kate: You'll have to ask their ex-wives to find out.

Scary Movie Cop #1: Hey, guess what I just did to those hookers we busted.
Cop #2: No way.
Cop #1: All the way. Watch this. Hey, Doofy, come here.
Doofy: Yes?
Cop #1: Smell my finger.
Doofy: What's that?
Cop #1: That's when you'll know you've become a man, Doofy!
(They laugh at Doofy.)
Doofy: Hey, smell my finger.
Cop #1: (disgusted) What the hell is that?
Doofy: My ass.

Fritz the Cat Fritz: [pointing at the pigs] There's the one who keeps the bosses in power! He's the one who's holding you down!
Pig Cop #1: Who, me?
Ralph (Pig Cop #2): You!
Pig Cop #1: No, no, not me, YOU!
[fighting]
Ralph (Pig Cop #2): Not me, YOU!
Pig Cop #1: Fuck you!
Ralph (Pig Cop #2): You first!

Lethal Weapon 2 Martin Riggs: Shut up.
Leo Getz: Okay, I get it. Bad cop, good cop.
Roger Murtaugh: Shut up.
Leo Getz: Okay, okay, bad cop, bad cop. I know the routine.

Osmosis Jones Osmosis Jones: Whoo, next time, I'll be the bad cop.
Drix: You are a bad cop!
Osmosis Jones: Yo, who ya calling "bad cop"?!

Men in Black II [after Frank the Pug suggests the "good cop, bad cop thing"] How about we do the good cop, dumb dog thing, and you just shut up?

Danny Phantom Ghost Cop: Out past curfew, Ghost Boy? Isn't that against the rules?
Danny: Walker's goons. [produces a pair of energy balls] I was wondering when you'd show up.
Ghost Cop 2: Relax, kid. We aren't here to do any harm.
Ghost Cop: [blasts Danny, knocking him to the ground]
Ghost Cop 2: Well, maybe just a little.

Boston Legal Jeffrey: I assured him the police never arrest innocent people. Just doesn't happen. I'm sure you in particular are never wrong.
Cop: I thought you came down here to cooperate?
Jeffrey: You killed the moment.
Cop: I can officially detain him.
Jeffrey: In which case he officially asks for he's lawyer and you can't talk to him. What is this? Good cop bad cop? If so, send in the good cop!
Cop: [Stare]
Jeffrey: That's quite a look.

Monk Murderuss: What is this, good cop, demented cop?