King of the Hill Hank: (Upon Hank finding Bobby holding a Cheerleader uniform) There better be a naked cheerleader under your bed.

Megas XLR Jamie: [To a food-replicator] Vampire cheerleader. [Machine buzzes] Regular cheerleader? [Machine buzzes again]. Hey, this thing's busted!

Danny Phantom Mr. Lancer: Jasmine, did you know I was a cheerleader when I went to school here? [hands Jazz a photo of himself in a cheerleader outfit]
Jazz: Really? Weird. No clue.

That's So Raven Eddie: Wait, wait, Rae? Did you have a vision? Preferably, a vision about me dating a cheerleader? Or another cheerleader?
Raven: Eddie, I have visions, not fantasies.

Malcolm in the Middle Malcolm: The only thing worse than a guy cheerleader is the guy who never takes his hand out of his butt!
Reese: Oh, you mean Chester? He's a cheerleader too! He does a lot of solo work.

10 Things I Hate About You TV series Cheerleader #1: So before a game, I spray a tiny bit of hair spray on my butt, so my leotard won't ride up.
Cheerleader #2: Unless we're trying to distract the other team, and then we skip the hair spray.

Courtney Love Being famous is just like being in high school. But I'm not interested in being the cheerleader. I'm not interested in being Gwen Stefani. She's the cheerleader, and I'm out in the smoker shed.

Mystery Science Theater 3000 [Sam and Joe call McCartin's bluff about permits. He sits down, thoughtfully.]
McCartin: After you load with water… you leave. Tonight!
Joe: The sooner, the better!
Servo [as Joe/Cheerleader]: The tighter the sweater! / The boys depend on us!
Crow [as Sam/Cheerleader]: Yay!

Johnny the Homicidal Maniac by Jhonen Vasquez "A cheerleader! PURE EVIL!!"

Victorious Jade: Why do you have that animal?
Beck: It's my neighbor's dog.
André: His neighbor...the cheerleader.
Jade: Cheerleader?
Beck: Why? Why would you say that?
André: Sorry...
Cat: Do you know what cheerleaders have?...Pep
Tori: Pep?
Beck: Did she say pep?