blond quotes, aphorisms, statements, say
Everybody Hates Chris Tonya: [to a blond woman] Did you dye your hair blond or did you dye your eyebrows black?
Bad Boys II Blond Dread: Who that?! Who in my house?!
Mike Lowery: I'm the devil! Who's asking?!
Blond Dread: The devil is not welcome here!
Marcus Burnett You gotta call yourself the devil in his house?! Shit!
America's Next Top Model [the contestants address the camera after learning what styles will be given in the coming "makeovers" but not who will get which each style]
Monique Weingart: [whining] I just really like my hair, and I don't want to cut it.
Jaclyn Poole: I don't want blond. Please don't give me blond hair!
Brittani Kline: I really, really, really, really, really, really want the red hair!
X-Files, The Detective White: These are good kids we're talking about. Outstanding students. And the details they gave... I doubt they could have made them up.
Scully: Let me guess. They told you about a wild beast entering in on a black mass, the drinking of blood, the sacrifice of an infant or a blond virgin.
Detective White: Yeah. That's right. Excuse me.
Scully: Where's she going?
Mulder: You don't suppose she's a virgin, do you?
Scully: I doubt she's even a blond.
Romy and Michele's High School Reunion You look so good with blond hair and black roots its like not even funny.
Nip Tuck Christian: I'd prefer a blond that can suck the yellow off a canary than brunettes with tight asses.
Gods Must Be Crazy, The It looks like a paradise, but it is the most treacherous desert in the world, the Kalahari. After the short rainy season there are many water holes, and even rivers. But after a few weeks, the water sinks away into the deep Kalahari sand. The water holes dry, and the rivers stop flowing. The grass fades to a beautiful blond colour that offers excellent grazing. But for the next nine months, there will be no water to drink. So most of the animals move away, leaving the blond grass uneaten.

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