bird quotes, aphorisms, statements, say
Robot Chicken Big Bird: Uugh! I feel like I'm gonna blow chunks of bird seed! [vomits, then falls down.]
Elmo: Oh no, Big Bird has the bird flu!
Grover: The Word of the Day is Quarantine! Q-U-A-R-A-N-T-I-N-E, Quarantine!
Looney Tunes Show, The Being a cat is easy if you remember these thsimple rulesth - cat chases bird, cat catches bird, cat eats bird.
Justice League Solomon Grundy: Bird-nose help Grundy? But Bird-nose and her friends hate Grundy.
Hawkgirl: Grundy help Bird-nose, Bird-nose help Grundy, okay? Excuse me, Hawkgirl smash.
Willow High Aldwin: : [throws an apple into the air which turns into a bird] Go in the direction the bird is flying!
Burgelcutt: : [relieved] He's going back to village!
High Aldwin: :...Ignore the bird! Follow the river.
Never Mind the Buzzcocks [Simon holds up another picture of a bird]
Bill Oddie: Oh for God's sake...it's a...a dangly bollocked penis bird!
Suite Life of Zack and Cody, The Zack: Word, Bird. Hey, I'm a poet and I didn't know it. I can make a rhyme anytime.
Mrs. Bird: Me, too. Did I mention you have detention.
Robot Chicken Big Bird; Snuffleupagus... is that you?
Doctor: Oh, he must be hallucinating.
Snuffy: Hi, Bird, I'm so sorry you're sick.
Big Bird: I'm scared, Snuffy, thank God you can't get it, since you're not real. [Big Bird then dies]
Snuffy: Yeah, thank G-- [disappears]
Count von Count: [Handing out vaccines to Bert and crew of Sesame Street] One vaccine, a-hah-hah, Two vaccines, a-hah-hah!
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