awesome - authors
awesome quotes, aphorisms, statements, say
Frisky Dingo Awesome X: [flying through air with Ronnie on his back] Quit grinding your fucking dick on me!
Ronnie: I cannot find comfort.
Awesome X: How about finding Killface's house?
Ronnie: Okay, but first, guess what.
Awesome X: What?
Ronnie: I feel like hobbit...on eagle.
Awesome X: Well, that's great, Ronnie...
Ronnie: Oh, Bilbo Baggins.
Awesome X: [fuel gauge on wrist reads empty]...because now you guess what. [Both plummet to ground]
Frisky Dingo Hooper/Sinn: You, Awesome X, are now my prisoner.
Awesome X: Yeah, well, I got your prisoner right here! [Points guns at her] So, swirl that softly and gently around your erect nipples.
[All Deceptacle point guns at Awesome X]
Awesome X: You know...
Deceptacle: [taking X's guns] I'm just gonna hold these...
Awesome X: That's why I never let y'all have a song.
Frisky Dingo Deceptacle #1: Hooper's in charge now.
Awesome X: How and why is Hooper in charge?!
Deceptacle #1: Well...you know, he's...got a lot of great ideas and...um...leadership...ideas.
Awesome X: It's his tits, isn't it!
Deceptacle #1: Oh, my God, are his tits not insane?
Awesome X: [sighs] They totally are.
Deceptacle #2: Oh, and not just his tits either.
Awesome X and Decepatacle #2: His ass.
Awesome X: It's like a peach, I've seen it.